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I fed you too many forest herbs in your veggie soup. I thought the mushrooms were just regular mushrooms when I made the soup.



And yet we flew do high,pity you tried to take on the tallest tree
Tranq... I told you thats NOT the way you were supposed to ride the broom!! Good news is they said they got all the splinters out... smile
Ardent, there are just some positions your body just can't do, now they said it will be some time before the swelling g of your toe will go down enough to remove it from you ear .
You know you shouldn't eat your pumpkin while lighted.
your surgery went well tranquil. the pumpkin is now out of your ass. smile
Essentially, the main support cable on the sex swing parted and broke...you 2 girls went flying at high speed into the wall...the investigators are calling it a mechanical malfunction.
How'd I get here ....
The good news is you're all going to make it , the bad new is that when you stepped of that bulding's edge the guys sitting in the café below you are all here too, with their doctors AND LAWYERS!
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And yet we flew do high,pity you tried to take on the tallest tree


Cool off my Aussie friends.
Quote by NickiC


Cool off my Aussie friends.


Heart broken. insulted to the max.... oh dear how will i bare this torturous betray of being called a Aussie?


I couldn't help myself, being called a Aussie is like a red flag in front of a bull. i truly didn't mean to stuff you with olives while i drank the martini's and well i didn't know so many olives could fit up your nose like that? curious really
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Heart broken. insulted to the max.... oh dear how will i bare this torturous betray of being called a Aussie?


I couldn't help myself, being called a Aussie is like a red flag in front of a bull. i truly didn't mean to stuff you with olives while i drank the martini's and well i didn't know so many olives could fit up your nose like that? curious really


No you misunderstand. I love it there. I am sorry my friend. I never meant to insult you.
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No you misunderstand. I love it there. I am sorry my friend. I never meant to insult you.


LMAO.. oh my sweet pea, I am a Kiwi through and through. and though I love Australia and its beauty. I prefer my home land.
You my gorgeous girl are a beautiful soul, keep the teasing up.
Another kiwi! GOOD! So far I'm finding New Zealand to be a VERY attractive place! Too bad that you and my SWEET kiwi friend both seem to be laid up after that big ruckus at the rugby game; the bad news is you lost THAT TOO!
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Another kiwi! GOOD! So far I'm finding New Zealand to be a VERY attractive place! Too bad that you and my SWEET kiwi friend both seem to be laid up after that big ruckus at the rugby game; the bad news is you lost THAT TOO!


You can come nurse me any time. But your lack in knowledge in regards to the All Blacks needs attending too. We very Rarely loose.
LOL I seem to recall getting THIS lecture somewhere else! LOL Oh and BTW YES indeed I'll be only too happy to nurse on you!

GOOD one Ginger! LOL Oh and Kiera you're right she IS an ornery lil shit!
hey dog, they just got the x-rays back. how'd you get that bottle stuck up there anyway?.


I didnt think you were serious when you said you wanted it to be easier to scratch your foot!!!... smile

Babes im so sorry my pet hamster Amelia got free and into our bed, she didn't mean to bite your balls truly she didn't, besides you only needed 3 stitches. I personally think you overreacted, she thought you were hurting me because of all the moaning
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So happy to hear you only had bumps and bruises from your accident... Something else we should NOT let you do... So no cooking pizza or driving... Whats next??... smile

awwww am, that's not how you ride a bull....ouch


Ginger!!.... Good news is your airbags work... Bad news is your car might need some work baby!!... smile

Told you Ardent not to let Ginger Drive the car
awwww carl! didn't they warn you about eating beans before a dive? you might have been fine if the shark hadn't thought you were a seal.wplBbWfr8YvU9r93


awww babes! how'd you hurt your pussy?


Don't tell them about the Donkey.......
My Karma just ran over your Dogma
now don't be lazy kk and make me feel you cannot make tea for us??? i'm waiting and some cookies too thank you
Probably best to lay off the cookies for now Star, you swallowed a hell of a lot of sea water babes your throats sore from where they pumped your stomach. No more getting sloshed and jumping of piers ok.
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Uh Kiera, the next time you go sky diving, make sure that what you strap on your back is a PARCHUTE and not a back pack full of books OK?