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Person above you awakes in hospital bed and YOU say:

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nawtygirl
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you sure look pale...almost invisible.
HotRodG
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Come on...that girl had a roll cage on her bed...you should have seen this coming.
Kiera
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Docs say u have conjunctivitis of the penis, they are not quite sure how to deal with it, its never happened before, maybe try a tea bag, works wonders for any eye ailment or so I am told Just let the bag cool down first babes or OUCH lol
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HotRodG
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KK...only you could go to Wardog's weekly orgy and come back with schistosomiasis.
HotRodG
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Quote by kiera
WTF are you talking about rod. he gave it to you first




You just need to calm down, and follow the doctors orders to remain in bed naked.
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awwww babes, how could I know you're allergic to orgams
nawtygirl
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sorry sweetheart, i didn't know licking, sucking and fucking for 24 hours would be bad for your health. wanna try it again in a day or two
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The cock was removed successfully and the prognosis is good. Though you may have a stammer for a week or two.
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Hey hun the builder says he can fix the damage to bedroom walls, do you think we should have sound proofing as well
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uh Hon next time check the FLOORING before you do all of that! Cindy? She's fine you broke her fall.
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I've had the foremost expert's confer and confirm it JR.
You WILL NOT suffer any lasting psychological damage from a broken nail.
Misayu
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I told you that jumping from bed to bed doesnt always end well :P
Misayu
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I told you that jumping from bed to bed doesnt always end well :P
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You mean NO ON ever told you that you Shouldn't try to light a stove with your head IN IT?
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Now JR about this fur your growing and the barking and chasing cats, its not going to stop, the good news is I got you a new bed its in the kitchen by the boiler
Casualguy1st
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....and we got it all on video !!!!!!
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man I told you it wasn't a good idea to jump off the roof of the three story house into the pool
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just wondering... how the hell did you lose a jousting match against your shadow?
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Oooh that looks nasty, but did tell you not to make comments about my hair
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Quote by Rosiemay
Oooh that looks nasty, but did tell you not to make comments about my hair



awwww rosie, your hair is beautiful i was talking about your hairy legs and bush
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No wonder I hit you both legs and mon pubis waxed, who else you been with?
jjustjenny
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Its not everyday that they wax you in the hospital
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Told you to share your bottle of wine with me and you refused and comsumed 2 bottles alone
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Uh Hon, hailing a taxi by raising your skirt and showing some leg works, BUT NOT IN the traffic lane and FOR SURE not the FAST lane of an interstate!
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Told you when you're driving around,your eyes should be the road but you were busy looking at legs and swaying of buttocks....that too on fast lane....