Person above you awakes in hospital bed and YOU say:

24 Jan 2014

You fainted in the Lust store. They say it was just to stimulating for you.

24 Jan 2014

Well your love potion worked I see! (Oh and those rumors you've heard? They're almost all true BUT DISCRETION HON DISCRETION!)

AGAIN? Different LOOK same old thing. Mr Master of Manipulation.NUn72m5lUZwDxLBu jerk

24 Jan 2014

You asked for it evil4

25 Jan 2014

Oh not sure if you were to try and run with those shackles on hun, you fell and knocked yourself out Big Hugs

I'll get you some extra ice. What was that and asprin ... sweetaz!

25 Jan 2014

I bet that will be the last time you re-wire your sex toy with a Harley-Davidson engine.

25 Jan 2014

Quote by HotRodG
I bet that will be the last time you re-wire your sex toy with a Harley-Davidson engine.

You're so right I'll go for Rolls Royce Shhh

25 Jan 2014

Naked, with a fighter pilot, in an F-16, at 35,000 feet...you could not anticipate any problems with that?

25 Jan 2014

Well yes not my fault I mounted the joystick and made the plane do 360 Embarassed

it was fun

25 Jan 2014

Well, one good result, - at least you know now which is the live wire.

25 Jan 2014

Quote by kiera
Probably best to lay off the cookies for now Star, you swallowed a hell of a lot of sea water babes your throats sore from where they pumped your stomach. No more getting sloshed and jumping of piers ok.

strict angry matron

25 Jan 2014

I didn't mean to get you involved in the counterfeit Manolo shoe scheme. I am sorry. (she doesn't forgive me.) Talk to me light. Please. (she doesn't)Sigh.

25 Jan 2014

The Archbishop won't be pressing charges after all, and your pogo stick and sybian are waiting in the lobby.

25 Jan 2014

What DID you girls do...no don't answer that, suffice to say that Maisie is in the next room. They felt a need to separate you for some reason.

25 Jan 2014

Feather boa, I said feather boa...not the snake.
That'll learn ya.

25 Jan 2014

Bloody hell mate, you're all over youtube how awesome Whistle

Hows your head, want some ibuprofen?

Oh and btw your chances of playing again are slim to none sorry binky

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx

25 Jan 2014

They removed the snake, you really should not sleep naked when the snake is free, you know they like dark, damp places

25 Jan 2014

Can I have your tickets for the match?

25 Jan 2014

lol! I see you OD'd on Viagra...hope she enjoyed it. lol!

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/exit-33-trust.aspx

25 Jan 2014

.....so basically they're saying the sphincter will heal over time, but your ass will always have that strange fluorescent glow...

26 Jan 2014

Uh Cindy Black and Decker is NOT a vibrator brand for future reference.

26 Jan 2014

For our counterfeiting operation in Bangladesh. The economy sucks we needed the money. Don't judge!!! Sorry you fell into that river. It will be okay and flash him a bag full of cash.

26 Jan 2014

Move please give me some space too to rest with you...i caught cold from you and sick too d'oh!

26 Jan 2014

Missy the sign said do NOT feed the animals, and you are WAY TOO SMALL to argue with an 800 lbs gorilla!

THIS old dog does NOT bite soft, sweet, little lady's unless they try to hit me with a stick. (LICK, SUCK, NIBBLE GENTLY YES, but NO biting.)