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Person above you awakes in hospital bed and YOU say:

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Uh KK, IF you EVER decide to bungee jump again? Next time use a LOT less cord alright? Oh, try to make sure of the plant life below you. The body cast SHOULD come off in about a month, but the poison ivy IS going to be problematic.
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Quote by kiera
I'm not even going to ask how you ended up trapped like that



It was all that lil blonde Kitten's fault! SHE dove through it then dared me so...

LOL Good one AM! Remember another USMC motto: What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! OOORAH!
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The GOOD news is you didnt drink enough to kill yourself...
The BAD news... The boys said you need to bring more beer next time!!... smile
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Being a cop doesn't mean you can eat so many donuts because everyone gets a tummy ache ...duh!! Hahaha
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I'm so sorry...I've never licked someone to the point of passing out before...
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you didn't tell me you were diabetic. guess i am just too sweet for you
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I know we said we wouldnt talk about it... I am keeping that promise baby...
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awww hun, you would have totally caught them...if you hadn't slipped and broke your tailbone


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You really shouldnt be twerking after drinking darlin.... Doc says the swelling will go down in a couple of days... smile
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Not all holes in your body can be filled. Be careful..........
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You have to choose one of the faces for transplant
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Rosie, Rosie, Rosie you DID kick his ass for grabbing Cindy there; the problem being you did TOO good of a job. After slipping on a couple of the pieces, you tumbled down three flights of stairs. The doc says the traction is temporary...he hopes.
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Dog, it says right there on the box..."If the condition persists for more than 4 hours, contact a doctor."
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dude, no ones going to believe you feel on the bottle
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You have got to stop acting in the midget porn...or at least put them on top...having to bend over is what is killing your back.
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Next time try walking and climbing in bed
..., that dive was something else ;)
Tranquil
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Oh honey, when will you learn. you have to stop performing with objects in your rectum. They do get suck and then we end up here again. a table lamp? really?
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Aww..sweet Tranq's... You really need to be more careful when you run down the street naked at night... I will talk to the neighbor about setting the dogs loose on you... smile
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Wife... Seems what you have missed for the past year was the fact I am sporting hardwood floors, so there is no hair for the crabs!! Seems they must come from a certain jungle you have...that I was blackmailed into foraging through the other night... AND that is how they ended up in the hair on top of my head!!!... It is I who wants the divorce!!... smile
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yes I heard kk broke a wine bottle over your head and you're lucky she never wastes her wine and the bottle was empty
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Its a good thing I was there baby... You drinkin all that wine and trying to ride the banister like in the movies... yea didnt work out so well... smile
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Hi John I'm sorry I gave you a heart attack but I couldn't stop you..
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I was trying to stop... But you sitting on my face like that, what was I to do??? Sorry to cause all that soreness, the doc says you will be ok in a few days... smile
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Shoot yourself in the foot again?
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your G string was just to darn tight my sweet, they had to operate to disconnect it from between your butt cheeks. No wonder you passed out! and that thing attached to it and inserted? you naughty girl