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Damn KK I told you not to go water Ski boarding. You're meant to stay on the board not use your tits

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How many times have I told you not to put "it" in any hole?
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Uh just need to clear up a paperwork matter...this information regarding "next of kin," is that accurate?
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The Army is here to save your ass again.fknf7Fln1eg9mmMl
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Uh for future reference, when running from guard dogs, make SURE the hurricane fence ISN'T topped with barbed wire. Your testicles? You'll find them in that jar on the night stand, the doctor says they can't be reattached.FMKaPuJ0tzyGL541
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told you that was a bad idea doggie


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Uh Kitten just because you've gotten away with teasing THIS old dog doesn't mean you should try it will a kennel full of pit bulls...they have NO sense of humor...as you found out.
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Didn't I tell you not to piss on that electric fence? well good news is that the doctor said the swelling in your testicles will go down in a couple weeks.
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Doing the REST of your workout with those Benwa balls in place is probably a LOT of fun, BUT next time DON'T try jumping rope! The doctor says it's just a mild concussion and you only broke a FEW bones.
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hey doggie, good news. they found your keys


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Hi Ginger fancy putting your arm down his throat to retrieve keys
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Quote by rosiem
Hi Ginger fancy putting your arm down his throat to retrieve keys


oh no rosie, i'll leave that to you but if you look, the keys are much closer going in through the other way
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Now KK... What did I tell you about teasing the pussy???
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KK... I didnt jump!!... You pushed me after you found the spider!!
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They stitched your head back on John, you won't need to look over your shoulder anymore, they stitched it on backwards
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Uh Rosie I LOVE it too BUT there ARE limits this makes the third time now you've nearly asphyxiated waiting to have your head removed by C section!
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okay you ole wardog, who did you bite this time.
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I am so happy your awake you were a very bad girl last night. You had sex with many people and then passed out. Naughty girl.
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you woke up sleep head I told you not to jump off the third story wind in to the pool
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Quote by ginger86


oh no rosie, i'll leave that to you but if you look, the keys are much closer going in through the other way


Aren't Marines part of the Navy - he might enjoy that.QLwpfcqwdclLMWGj
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Uh KK the next time you and the Kitten go to Rosie's, stay OFF of the trampoline outside OK? I mean IT WAS great watching you go higher and higher...BUT the face plant into the wooden picnic table...not so much.

To the above... uh you DO remember YOUR screen name RIGHT? LOL

But, the NEXT time you want to PRETEND to be an Aussie..they DON''T soak it in gas before lighting it! The doc says the burns were confined to Unused areas anyway. Just keep laying on your side.
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Hey, you fought side by side with the Justice League and we thank you. Rest up.
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kryptonite's overdose
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cactus needle can cxan cause such rashes?
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Son, I KNOW yer tough BUT ...when 2000 lbs of big, mean and stupid throws ya, it ain't NO time fer takin' BOWS! Ya git the Hell outta Dodge! The good news is...constipation will NO LONGER be A PROBLEM for ya!
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Quote by Wardog
Son, I KNOW yer tough BUT ...when 2000 lbs of big, mean and stupid throws ya, it ain't NO time fer takin' BOWS! Ya git the Hell outta Dodge! The good news is...constipation will NO LONGER be A PROBLEM for ya!


what were you thinking doggie? good thing i had my camera