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Person above you awakes in hospital bed and YOU say:

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You used too much pink hair dye. You passed out from the fumes.
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I warned you to change your name to 'spitter', you wouldn't have choked then.
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I was afraid that pink dye would go to your head.
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I warned you not to put jet fuel in the fire truck
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nightranger huh? More like NightRager, you've got alcohol poisoning.
HotRodG
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Oh thank heaven!! You have come out of the orgasm coma!!
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Just 3 more injections and your VD should be cured! (sorry)
hiddentalent123
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I told you to be careful with that gas powered vibrator, didn't I?
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Told you to test your wings befor jumping from tall buildings, any way you were lucky you landed on your head, any other part it would have been painful (now I will hide in margins of lush where you cant find me lol)
hiddentalent123
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Lol bobbie. No need to hide... I'll be gentle...

You weren't feeling well, you had a high fever, I was concerned. I'm glad you're awake.HgfGxnR345stUuea

See? gentle...I'll only be rough if you want me to be lol
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oh man good to see ur awake my hands slipped and u fell over
HotRodG
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You need to stop letting Ginger spread your legs that wide...the MRI results are good and your hip is going to be fine.
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awwww kk! i told you lushing 24/7 would drive you buggy


hey babes


hiddentalent123
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I told you to not let KK use sex toys on you made by John Deere
midnight900
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I've never heard of plastic surgery to attach wings... but it works.
HotRodG
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<Reading chart> Holy shit...really?! Penile fracture!!!
hiddentalent123
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Now let me see if I heard you correct, Rod. Some dude tripped on you and broke his dick in you. Seriously...broke his dick...IN you...mmmhmmm because he tripped...inside of you
HotRodG
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Quote by hiddentalent123
Now let me see if I heard you correct, Rod. Some dude tripped on you and broke his dick in you. Seriously...broke his dick...IN you...mmmhmmm because he tripped...inside of you


LMFAO!!!

HT, you came into the hospital with persistent cough, sputum and fever...it seems you had accidental inhalation of the condom during fellatio. Dude, you do not have to go so fast...take your time.
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lol wow u were out for a long time never thought changing ur face would put u in a coma
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I told you not to let a guy you don't know fist you.
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It was withdrawal symptoms, you haven't had a cup of tea for 3 hours, oh and doctor says to stop eating so many cookies, I got to help you burn excess calories... now let me see how
HotRodG
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Rosie, its going to be fine...your eye sight is going to return and clear up....no, no...it seems that while helping KK "burn excess calories"...you know, KK squeezed your head between her thighs so hard when she had an orgasm, you blew out a blood vessel in your eye.
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That accident? The one involving my mouth, your cock, and the car you were driving hitting a cop car while I was doing it? How much do you really remember?
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I told u to stop the car u didn't listen
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Kitchen sex is great as long you know where the knives are, eh?
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I have bad news. you HAD a cock.