Person above you awakes in hospital bed and YOU say:

3 Mar 2014

KK an Ginger what where you 2 thinking d'oh!

. Doc said everything will be ok tho, but non of this booty car washing for a while Whistle

3 Mar 2014

As a side note --- yes we are part of the navy

The FUCKING Men's department!

3 Mar 2014

Shhhh its ok don't try to speak Embarassed

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx

3 Mar 2014

I have good news and bad news KK.
The good news is it looks better than ever.
The bad news is we had to graft it from a baboon.

Hi babes Big Hugs

Hope all is good with you?

4 Mar 2014

Hey babes yeah Im good thanks Big Hugs

Don't kick the blankets off you have hypothermia

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx

5 Mar 2014

The bandages have to stay on for at least a week babe.
I'm afraid we weren't able to save the wine...or the Bacardi...the vodka........well, you get the picture.

5 Mar 2014

How many times must I say you are not a MAN. Behave like a lady.

8 Mar 2014

You helped save the world today. I'm sorry it cost you your powers.

8 Mar 2014

Pay attention when fly down. Men..............................

8 Mar 2014

I told you it was a bad idea to jump off the roof into the pool

8 Mar 2014

Never think about trying to tame a horse again.....

8 Mar 2014

i'm not feeling well either... mind if I slip in beside u?? Embarassed

21 Mar 2014

Hello, I am Dr. Rod...now you are going to feel a little pinch...

21 Mar 2014

Hello my name is Kiera and I will be your nurse this evening, now spread em for your back sack and crack wax, then I have this soothing anti biotic lotion, time to rid you of those genital warts once and for all Embarassed

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx

21 Mar 2014

Ok...I am sorry...tell me again, you did what with the sybian machine?

21 Mar 2014

I told you. you shouldn't have grabbed that female cops ass

28 Mar 2014

doc says you have fleas

28 Mar 2014

Sorry the Dr was smoking the wacky backy before ur op, your breast implants are in ur testicles Embarassed

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx

28 Mar 2014

Sorry baby i didnt mean to drop you silly

28 Mar 2014

It was a gag reflex im sorry it made me bite down.......its ok tho they stitched it back on.....unfortunately tho babes it was the wrong way up Whistle