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Person above you awakes in hospital bed and YOU say:

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Gil_Renard
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How many times must I tell you, not to sit on an upside down bar stool.
And why are you smiling?
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The good news is the wardrobe can be repaired and you landed on your head!!
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The wardrobe landed on your head and your head can't be fixed!
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Quote by trinket
The wardrobe landed on your head and your head can't be fixed!


Well it can't be any worse than it was, and what happened to yours?
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Squeezing your boobs has even moor healing qualities
curious3045
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I swear you told me to go harder and faster.......
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The teeth marks on your nipples will soon heal

Edit above for Kiera


The bad news is the reason you passed out is rush of blood to your cock drained your brain you will need to stop having erections not enough blood for you both
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yes it was, now how do you suggest we get the blood flow back to your brain? a cold spoon?
alliet14
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Didnt we warn you about smoking around Sassy?
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lmao. yeah you did but I didn't realise she had just been to Taco Bell.
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I know the bathroom at Taco Bell was horrifying after Sassy left, but doc said 2-3 years of intensive therapy will help you with the PTSD. Rainbows and unicorns Trinket...think about rainbows and unicorns.
HotRodG
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No shit...the hickey Ginger gave you caused a massive blood clot which caused the paralysis in your right arm.
Kiera
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1st off it was your idea to teach me to shoot, 2nd I told you not to touch my tea, ok shooting you in your left bum cheek may have been a little OTT but i panicked ok please dont press charges the Dr's got the bullet out no real harm done in the long run
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Are you awake? Sorry, thought you were asleep
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It's time for your dose of marmite
Kiera
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Ewwww keep the marmite well away from me lol.

Look for the 100th time I didn't spike your food with laxatives your Italian beef sarni gave you food poisoning the nurse will be here shortly to change ur bedpan, I'll just open some windows in the mean time
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

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awwwww babes, was only kidding when i said I'd lick you until you passed out. never do that again, pass out i mean
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awwww babes didn't i tell you, i gave carl a total hysterectomy for trying to rob me... no more balls, or cock, or tonsils, and answers to princess now
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The surgery went well Kiera, and you shouldn't have any more problems, but I need to take you for an x-ray the surgeon has lost his car keys
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Quote by GotYourCakeAndAteIt
Hi, you probably don't remember because we partied hard in Vegas last night, but you owe me $5,000. I may accept certain favours instead.


I remember you quite well and the photo's lodged with my legal representative are valued at a great deal more than $5,000
HotRodG
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I told you the reverse cowgirl position was a complex one...that's how these types of injuries happen.