Tree house sex can be dangerous business Rod. That wood was old and the railing gave way from the force of your thrusting. The ten foot drop into the rose bushes underneath broke your fall but gave you all of those cuts and bruises.
Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.
Next time you get whistled at by guys on building site just turn your head gently then you won't suffer whiplash injuries
Congratulations! It's triplets
"Hey, don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love." Woody Allen
"I am willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong." Samuel Goldwyn
Peter your insurance has run out so we are moving you from intensive care to who cares in the basement
Sorry Ginger we took off the wrong leg on our first attempt but we got it right the second go.
"Hey, don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love." Woody Allen
"I am willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong." Samuel Goldwyn
Oh thank God...you are conscious! KK, you have to know, condom inhalation is a serious issue and you have to be more careful
They had to pump your lungs ginger, next time at least come up for air once in a while. ;)
my pet guinea pig bit you on the bum you really shouldnt have sat on her seems ur allergic they gave u a tetanus turns out ur allergic to that to made ur balls swell to the size of water melons but they are draining them as we speak so no thats not a catheter
Kiera...focus hun...now tell me...was the idea of putting Pop Rocks in your vagina really worth the orgasm?
Bella what the hell were you thinking?
Who knew...really, who knew that using Nitroglycerine as lube would lower your blood pressure
Damn!! I told you...in fact a lot of us told you not to use jumper cables as nipple clamps
your hemoroids got infected don't sit down anytime soon I don't wanna clean up the puss
You were with Ginger again, weren't you? How did you break your tongue??
Always the adrenaline junky Rod. Masturbating and base jumping, not a good combo. You're not 22 anymore and it takes longer for you to finish my man! You're lucky to be alive!
