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damn never saw a dolphin get that angry before..
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Person above you awakes in hospital bed and YOU say:
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The Bee's Knees
i told you they mean business at the annual victoria's secret sale
Say. Her. Name.
Fancy Schmancy
Thank god you're awake!! Can you please get off the remote, I hate this show!
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I warned you that turbo speed kit for you sybian was a bad idea
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Short Arse Brit
You are here because you were on the sauce... and when I say the sauce I mean the extra hot and spicy Nandos peri peri sauce and thank the lord I am not the one who has to clean your toilet....That would be you.
Hey Patokl
Hey Patokl
The Duchess of Tart
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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Hey Patokl
Hey lovely Brit
Lynn, next time you go down the fast waterslide, make sure the water is on. The friction was so bad, they could fry eggs on your butt.
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Quantum Tease
I do have vague memories of those days on the playground slides...............................
They meant real snakes when they invited you to handle theirs.
Unfuckwithable
.. you will find it a bit painful when you start walking again, but the supositories should help
Don't forget to sat 'Hi'
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If you ever try to re-enact Enter the Dragon again, by swinging a heavy hung guy's dick as if it was a club, don't aim it between your eyes....
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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Shannon, it's not going to leave any visible scars
Active Ink Slinger
I told you, making a letter sexy does not mean humping the typewriter
Unfuckwithable
i told you those tight shorts weren't good for you
Don't forget to sat 'Hi'
Active Ink Slinger
Sorry dear, your hitachi short circuited. The blisters on your pussy will heal in a couple of days, but I'm afraid, that afro on your head will be forever
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Advanced Wordsmith
Patokl the next time you use a leaf as underwear, make sure it not poison ivy
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Think of a better place to hide you cell phone from the cop seeing it.
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You went by my window singing, "na na na na BATGIRL." So do you want me to sign your body cast, from Heidi to BATASS. 
Quantum Tease
They managed to extract you from those shorts, though it was (ahem) touch and go for awhile.
Active Ink Slinger
Lynn, your not a young as you used to be, and skateboard tricks and the sloped wall did you in
Active Ink Slinger
The bump on your head was courtesy of Lynn, Look, she changed colors to try and hide
Active Ink Slinger
Heidi, looks like you got bit by that new mosquito species, we have some experimental drugs to work with your condition
Active Ink Slinger
The doctor said when you were in the water something swam in. The good news is they got it out, bad news is it may have layed eggs. so pee into the strainer.
Active Ink Slinger
The doctor said when you were in the water something swam in. The good news is they got it out, bad news is it may have layed eggs. so pee into the strainer. 
