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Person above you awakes in hospital bed and YOU say:
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Quote by ginger86
ok stampede, you may be a cowboy but i still say that's not the part of bull you are supposed to ride.
should apply that to kierank as well! ROTFLMAO
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Sorry bailey, I used a wine bottle to knock you out 
, you wouldn't stop rambling 
, you wouldn't stop rambling My Stories
No Ordinary Gal
Fucked and Taken
That Special Evening
No Ordinary Gal
Fucked and Taken
That Special Evening
Short Arse Brit
Why the hell did you take that paper bag off your head??
You know that "I love men" tattoo on your fore head is a complete male magnet. Sorry luv but u passed out half way thru and well, ur bums gonna be a bit sore for a while
You know that "I love men" tattoo on your fore head is a complete male magnet. Sorry luv but u passed out half way thru and well, ur bums gonna be a bit sore for a while
The Duchess of Tart
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Short Arse Brit
Ginger I told you not to help him look for his keys, don't worry tho babes, the docs managed to successfully remove your hand from his arse, he's in bad shape tho Oh one other thing I found his keys he'd left them in your bedroom.
Oh one other thing I found his keys he'd left them in your bedroom. The Duchess of Tart
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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kisses your head, sorry babe , why didn't you use the safe word, I thought you where screaming in ecstasy
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Wow, that dildo look so real we attached it to your body, thinking you lost your manhood.
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ohh so it was an out of body experience, did they get all of you put back in 
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Are you gonna eat that?
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Told you not to mess with demons.
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Buffalos is all i see. Need to get my eyes tested again.
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You never leave your wingman,,, those crazy witches are tough as nails
My Stories
No Ordinary Gal
Fucked and Taken
That Special Evening
No Ordinary Gal
Fucked and Taken
That Special Evening
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Yeah, kierank dumped your for female buffaloes and obviously you got trampled by a stampede. Lol
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they removed the ben wa balls, heheh they also found your lost wedding ring, spanking bat, anal beads and a handfull of cherry stones
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Good news Cherry, they found your Ben wa balls
My Karma just ran over your Dogma
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They found your penis extension in Cherry too. ;)
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No, those i use on your buffalo hide.
