Okay, but seriously. What were you thinking was gonna' happen?
Next time, try to remember that "4 hour erection" rule.
Don't worry! You two will only be stuck together like that for two weeks tops.
When you are on the golf coarse and someone yells, FORE! That mean watch out. Now lay still while I play through
You bent the fire hydrant beyond repair. Ease up on the kegel exercises.
What happened? You let that scubatank fall off from you stab jacket, and it fell on the valve, which broke off. Filled to 200 bar, those things turn into missiles that'll penetrate anything, when that happens. And you were just bending down when it fired...
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i ...Dude. Do you remember what you said to that woman?
No? Yeah, that's probably because of all the pain medication. Unfortunately, there was nothing we could do to reattach it. Your penis is under the pillow.
You've invented a new surgery technique! Male to female via chainsaw!
This is an intervention. We've decided to tell you how Game of Thrones ends without you watching it for yourself.
Next time you want to photocopy your butt - make sure it's the copier and not the sunlamp.
Stick it! ( like the commercial for go daddy websites)
Told you that chandelier wasn't fixed properly, but you just had to swing from it
Perhaps using a CO2 cartridge in your inflatable toy wasn't such a good idea.
The bump will heal but you have to stop flying into street lignts
Knitting needles are too sharp for that.
Next time, please remember that gasoline is not a good way to get a romantic fire going in the fireplace.
I told you if you drank that you would be pimped outed by an organ grinder.
I knos you're competitive, but you're not Anakin Skywalker. Entering that flying contest was a bad choice....
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i Do you want your tongue back?
I'll be more careful ripping off your clothes next time....
Oh, don't mind me... I was just adjusting your legs in the stirrups...
Oh, don't mind me... I was just watching her adjust your legs in the stirrups...
Oops... didn't notice that part of you was caught in the stirrup mechanism...
The insurance company says it's really your fault - you should have zipped your pants before operating the sausage grinder.
