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The Engineer
It was okay to experiment with lit candles in your ass. Some people do enjoy that kind of kink. But who the hell told you to put the burning side in?
Quantum Tease
Simar considered moon-lighting... then learned it wasn't about creative illumination of his butt.
The Engineer
Lynn...I know you fascinate hot burning things. Your fire is a legendary. Well but you do know that it is supposed to come out of your mouth .not your backside
Quantum Tease
Simar.... the penile implant was successful. You'll now not need trekking poles when you hike.
Idk... Gryffindor?
The good news is, we were able to give you that tail you always wanted. The bad news is, you may be paralyzed from the waist down. Gonna' run some tests.
Also, what's this syndrome?? You've got me all curious!!
Also, what's this syndrome?? You've got me all curious!!
Active Ink Slinger
Damn it. Can you ever remember your Safe Word???
Active Ink Slinger
Hey, you know you're addictive, so you should have realised, doing a strip act in that half-way-house for sex-addicts on probation could be risky.....
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
The Engineer
You know Sir, if you want hot and steamy masterbation sessions..get in a sauna. There is no way using a robotic arm to increase the friction and produce heat is gonna work. And who the hell told you not to use lube.
Quantum Tease
The brain transplant was successful. Your name is now Abby Normal.
(Points for getting the reference.)
(Points for getting the reference.)
The Engineer
Quote by lynnwitt
The brain transplant was successful. Your name is now Abby Normal.
(Points for getting the reference.)
I didn't get the reference...seriously..what is it??
Also Lynn, try using a hand-held manu shaver next time when you clean the jungle down there. I know it would be hard work...but it certainly is safer thanntryongnto burning off with your legendary fire.
Snake Charmera
When sawing your assistant in half you should definitely watch where you stand if you get that reattached one more time there won't be anything left
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Quote by simar
I didn't get the reference...seriously..what is it??.
Young Frankenstein
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Your tattoo artist had an unfortunate hiccup, but they were able to remove the tattoo pen from your bottom.
Idk... Gryffindor?
The stitches are going to have to stay in for about a week. Until then, try keeping ice on it.
Hey, it's shrinkage or pain, dude. Pick one.
Hey, it's shrinkage or pain, dude. Pick one.
The Engineer
Well we had to replace your tool with a tootsie roll...cause prosthetics are not made and we didn't have any transplants. So the good news you can shoot blanks and have sex without pregnancy consequences for the lady....but you regularly need to replace the roll for good performance
Active Ink Slinger
If you ever make a another topic like that I will give you a match black eye
The Engineer
Quote by heidi
If you ever make a another topic like that I will give you a match black eye
I know what you mean...sorry for that. It was spur of a moment thing.
Anyways the implants worked well ..but during the operation there were complications. Now you regularly have to fill air in them( nothing against you Heidi...I am sure you are a beautiful women...but I am too...cautious when making jokes)
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Quote by lynnwittThat's old school, probably from way before our young friend was born.
Young Frankenstein
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Those two black eyes are the least of your problems. She had a knife too and after she knocked you out, she... Ah well, check the jar on your bedstand and see for yourself
Oops, that was for Simar
Puddleduck, I can understand you want to be different, even that in stead of waxing, shaving or trimming your pubes, you want to straighten them, but using your steam iron for it was really a bad idea
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by simar
I know what you mean...sorry for that. It was spur of a moment thing.
Anyways the implants worked well ..but during the operation there were complications. Now you regularly have to fill air in them( nothing against you Heidi...I am sure you are a beautiful women...but I am too...cautious when making jokes)
You do very well and never worry about my feelings, these are all fun threads, and I am bullet proof
The Engineer
Lynn, how come you do that again and again. You know that kidney beans give you fiery hot gas out of your butt. And yet you did eat it. And to top that you slept under silk sheets . its a good thing we reached in time, or your wings would have been chicken.wings served with a side of steamed vegetables.
Active Ink Slinger
Trust me...I'm a doctor hehe 
Creator
The doctor says 'You're fine.....' 
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Quote by simar
I didn't get the reference...seriously..what is it??
Also Lynn, try using a hand-held manu shaver next time when you clean the jungle down there. I know it would be hard work...but it certainly is safer thanntryongnto burning off with your legendary fire.
It's from 'Young Frankenstein' by Mel Brooks (Director)
Its hilarious! It's done in the style of an old black and white movie but it's from like 1978 or so
I have three famous stories, 2 recommended reads and have come in the top ten in two competitions~ Come in and make yourself at home.
Active Ink Slinger
Your quest to find the lost poet ended badly when you encountered a dangerous and malicious troll. Though he only managed to bite himself in the ass, his noxious gasses did make you lose consciousness.
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Kiss My Wiggleass Baby
Well at least they managed to sew it back on!
Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have
Creator
You have fallen in a bath of liquid leather, but it looks really great on you!
LOL!!! Yes, but in the end, he'll use his 'get out of jail free' card!
Quote by patokl
Your quest to find the lost poet ended badly when you encountered a dangerous and malicious troll. Though he only managed to bite himself in the ass, his noxious gasses did make you lose consciousness.
LOL!!! Yes, but in the end, he'll use his 'get out of jail free' card!
I have three famous stories, 2 recommended reads and have come in the top ten in two competitions~ Come in and make yourself at home.