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I'm sorry, I miss understood you I I thought you wanted tacks glued on gloves. I thought your fetish had to do with some form of cutting or in this case shredding
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Person above you awakes in hospital bed and YOU say:
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Heidi' , I told you not to flash him, his wife was tight there!
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Quantum Tease
Dan - you look marvelous with your third boob.... but don't you think it would have been better on your chest rather than your butt?
Active Ink Slinger
Lynn, I know you were not expecting this but your pregnant
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I kept telling you that you would trip over them one day..
I'm keeping count, you know.....
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Lynn, I know you were not expecting this but your pregnant
It's _dani_'s
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Bill, Bill, Bill.... I know you are manly, but never try to start your outboard with your penis.
Active Ink Slinger
You still look beautiful to me
The Engineer
Heidi we had to turn your B's into C's ...the doctor even gave you a discount
Short Arse Brit
Why the hell would you skinny dip in piranha infested waters?? I'm afraid your dick is gone, they thought it was a nice tasty worm...but you never used it anyway except to pee and you did that sitting down anyway so you won't really miss it at all.
The Duchess of Tart
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Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
The Engineer
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Why the hell would you skinny dip in piranha infested waters?? I'm afraid your dick is gone, they thought it was a nice tasty worm...but you never used it anyway except to pee and you did that sitting down anyway so you won't really miss it at all.
I actually did fall off my bed reading that...really nice. Tats a winner
By the way Ping its better you stop swimming now. After the tiger but your ass we had to put implants in there....so you know the water and the buoyancy.....
Short Arse Brit
I don't think propositioning Christian Bale like that was a very good idea, Simar he is well known for his temper...which you found out first hand, well actually, he used both his hands on your eyes, your nose, around your throat and well you get the picture, speaking of I videoed the whole thing and posted it on youtube.
The Duchess of Tart
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
The Engineer
I know your name matches with Kiera as in Kiera knightey(am I right)...but trying to pass off as her ..well it wasn't such a good idea. Anyways now you know inspire being a skinny girl she is isn't a skinny one to fight...well the doctor has repaired the damages as much as he could. All that apart how you feeling.
Quantum Tease
Simar, it's going to be quite a long while before the superglue you used to hold your turban dissolves.....
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Lynn, I know you like hot toys, but tabasco as lube????
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Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Quantum Tease
Evidently that was estrogen you've been taking - not viagra. I know some stores with lovely bras.
Active Ink Slinger
I tried telling you the wings were only for looks not flying.
The Engineer
I told you not to start a fight club.....see ....now what happened....are ypunhappy?
Active Ink Slinger
Told you not to fly into goose territory during huntins season. Your were hit in your crotch. They managed to get most of the shot out, but they couldn't get it all. But look at that from the sunny side, it was iron shot, so from now on you can stimulate your clit with a magnet....
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
The Engineer
Well who knee taking help from that exotic lady got you in this fix ..was she hot??? She better be....cause now you have steel rods in your manhood and its always erect....so well the doctor trued his best....
Snake Charmera
Simar I know you want experience but a threesome with 2 female wrestlers was not the way to go. The Dr was able to straighten out your manhood but I am sorry it may never get hard again
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The Engineer
Quote by tilly
Simar I know you want experience but a threesome with 2 female wrestlers was not the way to go. The Dr was able to straighten out your manhood but I am sorry it may never get hard again
OK that tells me to strike of one of my fantasies......
So anyway Tilly you know there are electric toys to naightu needs with real electric shocks ..who told you to stick wires in your pussy.....well we have brought in the best plastic surgeon
The Engineer
It was the steel didlo with electro shock stimulation right..and the really strange part.
Why did you sit in the water and do it?
Why did you sit in the water and do it?
Snake Charmera
G the Dr said that the warning label on the little blue pill tells you to come in if it stays hard longer than 5 hours you've had a world record 24 hrs but on a positive note Danni and Taylor are both recovering nicely after your escapades and said you alone were better than all the guys at the club
My Anti-Valentine Entry 💔
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My first EP and a top ten from the Pride Competition
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/lesbian/-love-is-love-.aspx
Hanging in the background but around
Active Ink Slinger
I know you like to walk topless, but you shouldn't have while barbecueing. Guy like'm hot, but not grilled...
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i