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Person above you awakes in hospital bed and YOU say:

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popyourcherry
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oh is that so..........
how long have you.......
did they give you a due date.........
im so happy for you


ment for bailey, oh your to quick with those hand cuffs ginger
baileyass
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Damn ginger, where did you get all these pics? Lol

Told you not to google all these pics, now your eyes are crossed and your finger's all bent and crooked.

Darn, slipped in.

Cherry, you shouldn't slip in all the time, you've got your cock caught by the door jam and it's a couple of inches shorter.
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Don't worry, we can do plastic surgery bit it will take 100 operations. Easier way is to drink this potion and you will be cured from all evil
baileyass
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The doc did not manage to remove your buffalo tail. I'm so sorry.
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And he attached it to your ass, god you look so funny. But hey people will get used to looking at you
popyourcherry
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you need to stop drinking the witches brew, your growing a ginger pussy between your horns
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I told you to watch out for the horns while trying to eat Ginger's pussy.
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You dont bend in front of the horns, you puncture your Breasts
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I warned you not to get the wax too hot
Unknown User
Dude!! You ok??? Guess she wasn't kidding when she said she would cut your nuts off!!!
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hey ardent, hasn't anyone ever told you not to fish naked. try not to worry. we're still looking for that fish and maybe docs can sew it back on.


Kiera
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Nice one. Hey Ginger


Jesus Ginger, you frightened the living hell out of me when you started fitting like that, and your face completely changed, sorry babes but the docs say you'll be stuck looking like that forever now

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Hi KK.. I did tell you that trying to swim all the way to Oz was a bit much!
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well what did you expect sirloin? steak and pussy. the guys couldn't figure out whether to fuck you or eat you. guess they tried some of both.




on the upside.... nice tan
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ROFL Ginger!

I told you not to let them remodel your pussy like that!
sweetaz
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Quote by ginger86
well what did you expect sirloin? steak and pussy. the guys couldn't figure out whether to fuck you or eat you. guess they tried some of both.




on the upside.... nice tan








better than being scorched im sure the new skin will come through eventually
Felopzed
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Relax!!! Relax!!! Now take this cyanide and you'll feel much rested............
sweetaz
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the tasty marzipan trick 89 kiosk will be pleased
sweetaz
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the tasty marzipan trick 89 kiosk will be pleased
PinkFloyd69
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surgery was a success.......time to go buy some new bras
"I have become comfortably numb" ...........Outro Solo
sweetaz
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Another success in his resume ... bras we could always shop for you ... what size do you prefer?
simplyjohn
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newspapers, sweets, books, fruit, ladies toys, um magazines, asprin ... wanna buy anything?
baileyass
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Told you not to eat so much seafood.
simplyjohn
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Hello how is the recovery going?. Did you know I was here last week having a rather odd looking shell fish removed from my tackle? Jeez I had supped a few beers I know but it really did look like it was my lucky night.
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I've got good news and bad news

Patient - "Whats the bad news?"

Me - The bad news is we had to amputate a leg"


Patient - "Fuck me, whats the good news?"

Me - "See the guy in the bed over there......He wants to buy your shoes"