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Person above you awakes in hospital bed and YOU say:
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Active Ink Slinger
sorry I broke your dick 
Active Ink Slinger
i`ve never seen carpet burns like that
Short Arse Brit
I think you may have enjoyed your 1st male experience a little too much babe, the docs cant seem to wipe that smile off ur face 
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And my latest poem, The Temptation.
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The head nurse said you wanted a spanking therapy and here i am. Kindly turn around and remove your bottoms. Do you need restrains? Or gags? By hand or with paddle or whip?
now you're the girl with something extra 
let me guess, 
hernia?
Active Ink Slinger
i told you it would`nt fit, but you insisted
Active Ink Slinger
I told you having a 3rd leg is a bad idea.
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Whew, I was afraid you weren't going to wake up from are session 
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Short Arse Brit
Im sorry I said the F word ok, I had no idea ud pass out like that or that you were afraid of fairies
The Duchess of Tart
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And my latest poem, The Temptation.
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Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Devil's Advocate
I told you you weren't ready for Colonial Style.
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Short Arse Brit
Soz they really meant it when they said it was permanent but hey, I got u a hat to cover it up 
The Duchess of Tart
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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slips beauty technician appointment card into back pocket, pats bum and says ... she'll see you right mate on your bike!
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with those fully inflated, I doubt very much if my chin is submerged ... now lets see if we can help with removing your foreskin from zipper its going to hurt eeek
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Sorry, they said your burns are too severe and wont be able to save your bum anymore.
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Damn ginger, where did you get all these pictures.
Good morning, your sick mind has been cured.
Good morning, your sick mind has been cured.
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Told you I'd drink you under the table
Anyone can do that! Lol
IP: should have your hair trimmed once in a while then it wouldn't get caught by the door
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Thank god you are okay, I am going back to the bar 
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Active Ink Slinger
You did not kill anyone which is a good thing or you'll be behind bars. Unfortunately you're crazy enough to hurt yourself trying to pull a prank like that.