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Person above you awakes in hospital bed and YOU say:

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you swallowed my blue tablet, jump in beside me
baileyass
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Damn, i think yours are fakes. Colouring is so bad that your pee is also blue. Urgh!!!
popyourcherry
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hahah could`nt you keep your mind on your driving when you cum
baileyass
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your corset nearly "strangled" you
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Your implants came out wonderful!!! You will have that J Lo butt you've always wanted!!!
baileyass
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Oh shit! Your cock extension is uhm uhm....see for yourself! I think you have a permanent walking stick!
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We were able to surgically removed that stick from your ass.... just not sure where it ended up....LOL!!! (Just kidding darlin!!! xo)
sweetaz
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Found it, should I put in the recycling? They said you'll be able to sit the day after next
baileyass
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Maybe we can sell it to the dildo makers as a real life replica or something.
popyourcherry
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well i must say they look great, cant wait till the bandages cum off, so i can see them in there full glory
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dam cherry, what was you thinking? docs say you fried your ass.


baileyass
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I'm sorry Ginger, they accidentally sewed your pussy lips together.
baileyass
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I'm sorry Ginger, they accidentally sewed your pussy lips together.
baileyass
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I'm sorry Ginger, they accidentally sewed your pussy lips together.

Oops! You got sewn 3x. Lol
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Woops, I guess you will just be Bailey from now on.
poizenivy
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I told Bluepiglet the gerbil wasn't a good idea!
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
sweetaz
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RSPCA have been notified ... shakes head you used the tubed silicone?
popyourcherry
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i told you it was B I G, i did`nt think it would of got stuck, hope the injections to relax ur gag reflex did`nt hurt to much
popyourcherry
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i told you it was B I G, i did`nt think it would of got stuck, hope the injections to relax ur gag reflex did`nt hurt to much
sweetaz
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not as much as when they have to peel you like a banana!
popyourcherry
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how many stitches did they put in ur hood, maybe the wrong place and time to be doing The Haka
baileyass
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Told you to spell my name properly. Now you'll need laser to remove that tattoo from your ass.
popyourcherry
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must of been to cold for not wearing panties when ur stitting on the handle bars, but ill rub my cream on them when i get u home
lafayettemister
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Overdosed on cum.



When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
AngelHeart01
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They removed BOTH of them honeybun sad
lafayettemister
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They were able to repair your pussy, sorry my cock was too big for you.



When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
AngelHeart01
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I hope you don't mind, I got an upgrade so Nikki and I could both stay