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Person above you awakes in hospital bed and YOU say:

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oh no LALA Smurf has escaped and is on the loose again, everybody need to keep there hair covered
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Good to see you again fire starter.
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doc says you'll be ok but to try to stop sucking in your gut.jHZUtYeaFdBSPXoh



bill11
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Ginger, we are so sorry, the patient in the bed beside you was scheduled for a breast reduction, and the transporter moved you in place of that person.
curious3045
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Whew, so glad you are awake, you were choking on something at our dinner, and passed out. Luckily I was able to get you some help.
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its a good thing that I am a Nurse and called a doctor to get you the help you needed!
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its a good thing that I am a Nurse and called a doctor to get you the help you needed!
sweetaz
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Thanks but its actually him that needs the doctor, I got mine the name is Pinot Gris
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gets her fresh cup of tea with sugar and cookies and sweet smile for her,
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awwww babes, how was i supposed to know not to use candle wax to remove the hair. sorry it burned you.


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Hey KK... Not sure what happened, but Doc says you got genital warts on your mouth!!... I think you spent too much time hanging out with Ginger ;)
sweetaz
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its fantastic that they finally let you out of that padded cell, although they plugged you into the socket ... watches as nurse flick it on to give your body a jolt. torturous im sure
baileyass
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you wanted DD cups, they gave your more than that. hope you dont topple over when you walk.
sweetaz
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well i suppose if you had breast you would get the sizing right E and they bounce back beautifully when depressed ... where did that curious go? follows the discarded clothes lol
sweetaz
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must be that nuclear energy drink you purchased ... best to read the labels next time before passing them off as gifts
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awwww you almost put out an eye with this trick az. those buttons were flying.
baileyass
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Awww ginger! Did they managed to unknot your tongue yet?
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Awww ginger! Did they managed to unknot your tongue yet?


not yet babes but they working on it.





awwww kinks, told you not to lick bailey's ass, it's very tight.
think you got stretched.
baileyass
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OMG ginger! You dont think your tongue will shrink back to normal?
popyourcherry
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oh you good in that neck brace, i thought i was super dick when you were screaming, did`nt know u had your head trapped under the head board
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here take these, might get your memory back
popyourcherry
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try these little blue ones , dam they did wonders for me
baileyass
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Damn blue things nearly broke my neck!