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Person above you awakes in hospital bed and YOU say:

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I told you that only nutters in films keep the gun in their waist band.
sweetaz
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Absolutely I had no idea that it was loaded, do you think that stain will come out?
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what you doing in my bed az?
popyourcherry
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nice to see you back with us, are you a little old for bouncing on pogo sticks
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I'm sorry you have a weak heart. I know it's hard but there should be no intercourse for a month.
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Why so confused?
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Ah! DUDE! this is the maternity ward!
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Sorry, no dogs allowed
ee66
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Sorry, the underground train is three levels below us.
popyourcherry
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your fetish for tree top sex will have to stop, it not how i wanted you to come back down to earth
sweetaz
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dude wear your reading glasses before applying lotion ... look its stripper!
curious3045
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So glad you are okay, I never made anyone pass out before
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I only meant to take a closer look
popyourcherry
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think you miss understood the meaning of driving hands free
sweetaz
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argh no your interpretation of handsfree should also include not using your penis to steer
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did you not read the instructions, it clearly states for external use only
baileyass
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Told you THAT liquid diet is not enough to sustain you.
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What your telling me you dried up and the 2 of you got lock jaw
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I told you it wasn't just a case of setting fire to the motor bike, didn't I.
baileyass
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Told you not to pet that wolf, but you kept insisting it's a snow dog.
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sorry I tried to jump start your nipples, should really use the mains power
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They told you if it didn't go down after four hours to come here....did you forget?
baileyass
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Sorry, the stilettoes have to go, babe. Your slip disk is too serious.
baileyass
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They removed that bite of roast from your throat, you'll be seeing the dentist tomorrow for a new set of dentures. Shouldn't just swallow your roasts if you don't have any teeth!
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You were kissing him for so long, they had to surgically remove him..
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Sorry Miss T, we understand you are not happy, but there was a small mix up in theatre.



Well, we all make mistakes. (As the Dalek said climbing off the dustbin.)
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Quote by Te11tale
Sorry Miss T, we understand you are not happy, but there was a small mix up in theatre.



Well, we all make mistakes. (As the Dalek said climbing off the dustbin.)



You're damn right I'm not happy! you could have given me a bigger weiner than that!!
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Quote by trinket



You're damn right I'm not happy! you could have given me a bigger weiner than that!!




My thoughts exactly! Lol

Anyway, Trinks, you'll be happy to know that they managed to improve on that and gave you a 10 incher.