For some tasty food I am itchin'
For a quick bite I am twitching.
But food goes better with drink
A glass of wine for me I think.
Yes, it's early in the day
But I prefer to do things my way
So one glass won't hurt this morning
If I have two, then I need a warning.
So come join me and lets make a toast
To Lush and the friends I love most.
To Lush and the friends I love most
I leave my clothes and underwear
To my dog I leave my car
he can't drive but he don't care
He cant drive but he dont care
He's bald you see and has no hair
While he was driving his mini coupe
A blast of wind blew off his toupe
How embarrassing this was for him
He was on a date with a girl called Kim
Well Kim said baldie take me home
Your bald as fuck like a garden knome
She took out her phone and started to tweet
That he was really bald and had big feet
And this was why he couldn't drive
This is when he broke down and cried
She laughed he said your just so rude
She said keep it up this is going on youtube
Stamping his foot down and speeding up faster
All I can say is it ended in disaster.
All I can say is it ended in disaster
Even as I churn out faster and faster
It starter early but I couldn't last her
She cried out more while tasting of plaster
With a hope and wish I used my thumb
Even then things came undone
"Even then, things came undone!",
Said Mark about this one
Romantic camping trip he went on
With Donna as part of a con
To get the job of getting into her pants done.
"Let me guess. You caused a huge dent
To happen while you were in your tent
And trying to fuck the bitch?",
I asked while trying to relieve an itch
Of my own without charging any rent.
"You got that right!
After we got naked, I was at the height
Of my game! But just before
I was about to do my little chore,
She smacked my face and became so uptight!"
"Sounds like she saw through your con.",
I said after I sprayed cum on
The ground, zipped up my pants and
Let out a smile so grand
Before adding, "So much for the put-on."
Before adding "so much for the put on"
She gave him the finger and wished him gone
Touching herself, deperate to cum
He gave her no orgasms, not even one
Stroking her pussy, and cursing her luck
Thinking he may be HOT but he's a lousy Fuck
Pumping away at her and even farting
She just couldnt help it she started laughing
He'd boasted about his enormous size
She giggles and thinks that was not very wise
To say under average would be being polite
His dick was so small she'd never seen such a site
Furious at the lying bastard, and his small dick
Fucking arsehole didnt even lick my clit
Frustrated and horny she then decides
To put him completely our of her mind
Picturing his sexy best mate
She didnt even hesitate
Picturing his head between her legs
Licking, sucking, making her beg
She cums so hard, it feels so good
Feels just like she knows it would
If he was there and licking her out
Its little wonder she cried his name out
She looks up and gets a fright
"Oh shit you heard?" "Yes I did, thats right"
She says "what the fuck are you doing back"
He Says "I forgot my fucking back pack"
Smirking at him she has to say
"You've got to be the worlds worst lay"
His lips tremble and his eyes well up
He says " thats not true im a really good Fuck"
She laughs so hard, and starts to get dressed
Listening to all his argueing protests
Finally dressed she puts her shoes on
Leaving the tent and the lousy fuck moron
Leaving the tent and the lousy fuck moron
She heads to the crowd gathered outside
One says to her that wasn't a turn on
What say you and I go for a ride?
They hop on her bike and head for the hills
Lay blanket on grass and lie in the sun
Says I've got a cock much better than Bills
It's called a feeldoe, and i just bought one
It's called a feeldoe, and i just bought one
it cost a lot of money, but hey, what the heck
I can't be sure if it came with batteries
Hang on a minute while I just go and check.
I shall invite him inside for dinner
it shouldn't be that hard
He won't get any thinner
My recipe is based on lard
For starters I'll fry fish cakes
He'll wolf them down with glee
He'll eat so fast, my fine repast
Leave nothing left for me
And so on to the next course
The main shall be smoked kippers
He'll scoff them down then rest a while
Relaxing in his slippers
I like to deep-fry snickers bars
It's something of a hobby
He sniffed them once, then walked away
Go figure that cat Knobby
If only he'd lose the fur
His head would be shining so bright
And causing a bit of stir
Out there in the bright moonlight.
The sight of a quite naked head
For some ladies it's a certain sure winner
There are those who would willingly bed
Either Kojack, or Mr Yul Brinner
A bald headed man is more sexy
I'll tell you, - and this is between us
The energy not used to grow hair
is diverted to strengthening his penis
So ladies please don't make a rush
For me, it isn't quite fair
Sexy and virile I may be
But Dammit, I've still got some hair!
But dammit, ive still got some hair,
I just shaved my legs bare.
I can see the hair, over there.
Now I've seen it I have to stare.
That hair, I have to mow
Back into the shower I go,
The temperature is now low
My hard nipples begin to show
Eruption climax smoking guns
exploding like a 1000 suns
splashing like waves
from the pleasure she gave
like a game she smiled as he came
never feeling a second of shame
Never feeling a second of shame
As oh so passionately u say my name
Caught up in the moment, yes you and I
Your lovely hardness in between my soft thighs
I orgasm hard and so do you
Catching our breathe is the only thing we can do
I get a naughty look in my eyes
As my hands wonders between your thighs
Stroking you member nice and firm
Watching him stand to attention, and again I yearn
Straddling you gently as my passion grows
Ready for round two? Lover, here we go
Ready for round two? Lover here we go
Take it easy, starting slow
Speeding up, feel the heat
Settle to a steady beat
Build the tension, not too fast
Really want to make it last
Smooth strong strokes is what it needs
Blindly follow where it leads.
Now the urge is getting stronger
Can't take it slowly any longer
Fiercely thrusting, cannot stop
One more time, and 'oer the top
Two satiated bodies resting
Unresponsive organs testing
Settle down to slumber, then-
YOU MUST BE KIDDING, - NOT AGAIN!
You must be kidding-not again
Told you once you get me going, I don't want it to end
On my hands and knees, my thick bottom in the air
You get behind me and touch me there
Grabbing my hair forcing my head back
Whispers softly time for rough sex
Whispers softly for rough sex
The line I have been told
What an idea it was
If I was bold
I wonder sometimes if I am able
Feeling butterflies and sick to my stomach
Oh what a feeling this is
She is there waiting for me
Yet I can not do a single thing
Dang this feeling of mine
Wish I had the guts to say
Rough sex is what you will get
And in the end
All I am...
(this is where I will end it just for dramatic effect lol)
All I am is sexy, sensual, and soft
Wanna touch me there? Why not??
I wear my heart on my sleeve so be gentle and kind
Whisper to me softly oh sweet lover of mine
All night to explore, all the different ways
Crave you more-non stop night and day
I lean over and softly kiss her cheek
As she lies there in her bed
Little princess, sweet and innocent
Her whole life still lies ahead
I will help her through her childhood years
Teach her how to deal with life
Hope that when it's time to let her go
She will know how to survive
Maybe she will find true love some day
Or find a cause for which to fight
If I see her live a life worth while
Then I'll know I've done things right
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
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Then I'll know I've done things right
I wait by the phone to here the outcome
I have worked to hard to give up this fight
The course is hard but I'm not dumb
One of the questions I know was a trick
Damn, cross my fingers I made the deans list
Even through some preceptors are pricks
And when I take their jobs they'll really be pissed
The phone rings at last
Grab it yes, yes, yes!?
My mother cries, your aunt just passed
And for now it matters less
And for now it matters less
as I see her eyes light up
no reason to fret about the mess
she pulled out every pot and cup
Please let's have some tea mommy
Yours is pink and mine is green
These days so special to me
she always wants to be seen
Life through her eyes is so clear
She says I love you mommy
Harley you are always do dear
Your words will always calm me
Your words will always calm me
No matter how sad or upset
I might at the moment be
Not ready to settle down yet
Your words will always calm me
Your arms become my safety blanket
Your lips my pillow
And in your eyes
I see
I see
This quiet beauty in blue
Serene in her mystery
and yet the promise of adventure
She
Calmly awaits her reflection,
Her lover to arrive
knowing in her heart the hottest flame is blue
Knowing in her heart the hottest flame is blue
Is like saying I am only meant for yours
And deep down you know that is not true
I love to flirt, tease and run around.
An oceans deep and impressive
But in it my heart will not be found
