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Rags put up the walls, put in the windows, and hung the wall board, he then realized he had forgotten a door.
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Heidi will soon be changing out of those tight shorts as Summer passes. She has a faux-fur lined pair for the cooler times. Unfortunately, they do make it appear that she hasn't .. shaved... in awhile.
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Lynnwitt is actually the halloween version of peter pan, as she takes those she fancies to "neverland", where they're never seen again...
Can't Handle The Heat?
Then Don't Mess With The Penguin!
Then Don't Mess With The Penguin!
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Patokl had a tongue stud but had to remove it. The thing kept getting stuck in his lip ring. (now people will write you saying. " I did not know you had a lip ring"
Had to remove my lipring too, it got stuck in my Prince Albert way too often.... :)
Serah has a giant plush pandabear with a strapon, and she calls him her boyfriend
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Quantum Tease
Quote by Serah
Lynnwitt is actually the halloween version of peter pan, as she takes those she fancies to "neverland", where they're never seen again...
....but they are very happy there...
Hi Serah!....................................................................................................
Actually, Mr P's tongue stud had been put to quite good use......
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Lynn was wondering what popped out onto the floor, until she seen the signature on the back, and smiled remembering.
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Iluvsex was told to hold the wall up until a new beam was put in, that was 2 days ago.
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Ilivsex has hidden that beam, everyone's waiting for, because he wants to be part of that wall project, so Rosie can supervise him
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
After his return from Rome, Fletch couldn’t find his luggage in the airport baggage area. He went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that his bags hadn’t shown up on the carousel.
She smiled and told him not to worry because they were trained professionals and he was in good hands then she asked Fletch “Has your plane arrived yet?”
She smiled and told him not to worry because they were trained professionals and he was in good hands then she asked Fletch “Has your plane arrived yet?”
Quantum Tease
Fletch is really Ron White in disguise.
Could be worse... there's Larry the Cable Guy....
Could be worse... there's Larry the Cable Guy....
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Lynn secretly loves watching Larry the Cable Guy's roast endlessly
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
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Lynn has been experimenting again with the use of hypnotics and/or subliminal messages on her avatar background
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Advanced Wordsmith
Ragnarok finally decided to upgrade from the old Greenhouse with a hole in it, to somewhere with walls... except he cant get out.
Can't Handle The Heat?
Then Don't Mess With The Penguin!
Then Don't Mess With The Penguin!
Quantum Tease
Serah was once arrested for attempting to steal the Pandas from the National Zoo. Her goal is a world-conquering army of Pandas,
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Lynn has been once again seen flying South for the winter
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
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That isn't coffee you are drinking Ragnarok, it is the trigger potion for Armageddon out of here
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This picture was taken moment before a huge wave hit him with a fling by Lynn
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Heidi tripped running down the hall to her next class, spilling her protein shake all over herself and causing her skirt riding up to her waist. She yelled "FUCK" so loud all that all these heads were popping out of other doors to look and see what was going on. (she wasn't wearing panties)
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On long trips she tuck her hair into her panties and clips it in her lips, she can have a private party by nodding her head
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heidi is getting too big for her britches. She may need help getting out of them.
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Sorry to see someone bit off the head of your dick
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Sorry to see someone bit off the head of your dick
OMFG!
Heidi holds the Guinness record for bobbing for apples, oh wait ..it was peaches...bobbing for peaches
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I did not mean it literally when I said. "Oh, cry me river."
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Sorry to see someone bit off the head of your dick
Ha ha! You are the second woman here who imagined something phallic about that nebula. In case you are curious, that is the Cone Nebula, as seen by HST ( Hubble Space Telescope).