In a rush of lust, we race to your room.Our bodies sweating in the late afternoon.Your bed kingsized, for two fine queens.Your eyes of hunger, two lust filled beams.Our clothes lay tangled on the carpet floor,Our bodies pressed tight, hungry for more.Your...
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Karlee
Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Female, 25
United Kingdom
About
For those who don't yet know, I am weird. If you still don't understand after reading this script, then please, don't speak to me; nothing will come short of a pea, talking to a bed.
Me: Hello All!
Readers: How the hell are you doing that?!?
Me: I'm magic, now hush.
Readers: Fine, but hurry up.
Me: Don't tell me how to write my own script! So, it began a long time ago, In a galaxy far, far away...
Readers: Wrong Script.
Me: Oh yeah. So, welcome all! I am Karlee deh Kewl, and do not be alarmed! If I do happen to call you duck, have no fear, you are not sprouting feathers. I simply call people I consider nice/friendly Duck, Or lassie.
Reader: Awesome, what else is new?
Me: Umm...well, there is a 20% of at NewLook...
Reader: I give up.
Me: Yay for failures!
Reader: You're stupid.
Me: and you are non-existent.
Reader: wait what are you talki-
Me: ....NO MORE! MWUHAHAHAHAHA!
Reader: ... I'm still here.
Me: well, your a persistent one, aintcha?
Reader: Thats what happens when you write crazy, crazy writes back.
Me: Fine. you wanna write crazy? get eaten by Panda's.
Reader: Screw you, you psychopathic little sh-
Me Pets my panda: There's a good lil panda.
Interests
Life
Favorite Books
ANIME!!!
Favorite Authors
ANIME AUTHORS!!
Favorite Movies
ANIME!!
(oh and the marvel/Dc Universe films)
Favorite TV Shows
ANIME!!!
(and marvel/Dc Universe Tv Shows...(The Flash, Arrow, Agent's Of Shield, Legends of Tomorrow, Supergirl, etc.)
Favorite Music
anything you would describe an emo to listen to...just more cheerful
Me: Hello All!
Readers: How the hell are you doing that?!?
Me: I'm magic, now hush.
Readers: Fine, but hurry up.
Me: Don't tell me how to write my own script! So, it began a long time ago, In a galaxy far, far away...
Readers: Wrong Script.
Me: Oh yeah. So, welcome all! I am Karlee deh Kewl, and do not be alarmed! If I do happen to call you duck, have no fear, you are not sprouting feathers. I simply call people I consider nice/friendly Duck, Or lassie.
Reader: Awesome, what else is new?
Me: Umm...well, there is a 20% of at NewLook...
Reader: I give up.
Me: Yay for failures!
Reader: You're stupid.
Me: and you are non-existent.
Reader: wait what are you talki-
Me: ....NO MORE! MWUHAHAHAHAHA!
Reader: ... I'm still here.
Me: well, your a persistent one, aintcha?
Reader: Thats what happens when you write crazy, crazy writes back.
Me: Fine. you wanna write crazy? get eaten by Panda's.
Reader: Screw you, you psychopathic little sh-
Me Pets my panda: There's a good lil panda.
Interests
Life
Favorite Books
ANIME!!!
Favorite Authors
ANIME AUTHORS!!
Favorite Movies
ANIME!!
(oh and the marvel/Dc Universe films)
Favorite TV Shows
ANIME!!!
(and marvel/Dc Universe Tv Shows...(The Flash, Arrow, Agent's Of Shield, Legends of Tomorrow, Supergirl, etc.)
Favorite Music
anything you would describe an emo to listen to...just more cheerful
Competitions
Badges