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So, Simar lost his virginity to a gang of red neck bikers
And Lulu had an earthshattering orgasm, watching it all take place. And while Simar claims, he didn't like it, he hasn't stopped grinning since....
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Kiera once caused Patokl to lose his vision for three days after he stared at her avatar too long.
I am gone 2 hours and I have already lost my virginity and my turban stars in Bend it like Beckham...the world has gone Topsy-Turvy I tell you....

Okay .so Lynn visited me yesterday. I went to take her tok the airport. Turns out she her plane didn't land but she did.. ATC called air forces in the fear of an unfriendly aircraft. I had to pull so many strings I tell you.....all because she had the sudden urge to fly ...
simar's picture is only waist up because he forgot his pants
Heidi is looking out to the see...searching for her lost barbie.
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Heidi is looking out to the see...searching for her lost barbie.

And you rhymed! (Though, perhaps, you meant 'sea'.)
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Simar is no longer allowed in the pet store. A misinterpretation led him to believe that it was a cat that should be eaten....
Hey...it was a good one..and a life lesson too.

Lynn is recruited in Air force now. Her prior experience in flying has made her the foremost bomber .
simar told the dry cleaner not to use as much starch next time
Heidi took her jeans in to be hemmed and asked to have them shortened 1/2 inch. Fortunately for us they misunderstood and shortened them to a 1/2 inch inseam.
Bill deems himself curious. His peeking into changing rooms was interpreted differently by the police, though.
Lynn can be called as an well-educated lady. She is really a great inventor of our times. She was recently awarded the prize as the inventor of the year...which her most recent research been into the creation of sex toy called sky high. It is said if you use it right. .it does blow your brain sky high.
You think you see a turban, you're wrong. Due to a genetic mutation, Simar's hair has fused into one plate, that resembles the shield of a tortoise
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Ever see one of those flashlights that one shakes to produce a bit of current? Mr P has arc welded with one...



People told Lynn her pubes were like wire. She laughed it off until she seen signs of rust smile
Heidi has a knack for rust removal.... smile
Lynn likes to rain from above....got it??? Huh...huhh
Simar wears a chastity belt to preserves his virginity. Unfortunately, the key has been widely copied.
When Lynn was a growing up teenager, she used to think almost every man had a son called Dick or Willy, who was looking for a friend to play with...
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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When Lynn was a growing up teenager, she used to think almost every man had a son called Dick or Willy, who was looking for a friend to play with...


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Mr P still plays with Dick and Willy smile
Lynn owns a dick she named Willy.

and a willy she named Dick
Shannon was rather disappointed when she visited the store....




I met Lynn in the market yesterday. She was buying cucumber a hell lot of cucumbers. Funny thing is she lives alone in the apartment above...and still she brought5kgs of cucumber and most were big and heavy and thick.
that is really a beehive on Simar's head
Suzanne has a strap-on stuck between the pillows..... smile

(at least until she changes her avatar!)
Lynn also has a strap-on. It's tied to the seat of the chair she uses when she's on lush...
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Pat goes for manicures because he love talking in Chinese, Vietnamese, Korean, Japanese trash talking other customers
Beauty here keeps herself wet with water cause if she doesn't her boobs will shrink....
Simar secretly hides women's underwear under his turban especially boy shorts

My Anti-Valentine Entry 💔

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/cheating/a-valentines-date-to-remember

My first EP and a top ten from the Pride Competition
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/lesbian/-love-is-love-.aspx

Hanging in the background but around

Tilly spends much time with her books studying for a Ph.D. in pornography.