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simar
The Engineer
Lyn designs porno CGI...I tell you its a fast growing field.
Nightbreaker011
Active Ink Slinger
Simar has gotten a job as a hologram game show host
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan

Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
heidi
Active Ink Slinger
Showgun has found a way to walk into the picture
lynnwitt
Quantum Tease
Heidi's butt made the "10 Most Wanted" list.
simar
The Engineer
Lynn is on the no fly list.

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heidi
Active Ink Slinger
When Simar first came to Lush he thought it was an online alcohol abuse program . smile
lynnwitt
Quantum Tease
Heidi is the author of the best-selling book "12 Steps to Becoming a Lesbian". The Deluxe Package now includes a Feeldoe.
simar
The Engineer
Lynn is now the only possessor of the magic to change herself into a dragon......she has earned quite a number of followers since she changed into one.....and the transition fire burned her clothes and left her naked.
Nightbreaker011
Active Ink Slinger
Simar has been trying to levitate for years now
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan

Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
heidi
Active Ink Slinger
From all the walking Shotguns calf is measure more than his waist
simar
The Engineer
Heidi still stands on the sea side hoping for her swimsuit to turn up....she lost years ago.
Nightbreaker011
Active Ink Slinger
Simar learned magic from an ad he answered in Rolling Stone
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan

Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
heidi
Active Ink Slinger
The moon is at the top of the hill, run fast and maybe you will make it.
Justadude
Active Ink Slinger
The sun never sets on the United Kingdom, or on Heidi's ass ;)
heidi
Active Ink Slinger
It was a nice day out woods until the car him there ;)
Nightbreaker011
Active Ink Slinger
has often thought of selling her shorts as a new form of thong
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan

Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
heidi
Active Ink Slinger
He was told there was a women on the moon that really thought he was hot ;) ( hum, who would do that)
Unknown User
Heidi's looking for a landmark. Doesn't know where she is.
heidi
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by cooldaddy
Heidi's looking for a landmark. Doesn't know where she is.


(lol, sounds like my car trips)



cooldaddy keeps his arms crossed to hide his triple D's

( actually from the smile on his face, I think he is playing with them now)
Nightbreaker011
Active Ink Slinger
heidi has had her shorts tattooed on
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan

Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
heidi
Active Ink Slinger
Shotgun can not bring his name into Canada.
Nightbreaker011
Active Ink Slinger
Heidi stares people into submission
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan

Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Guest
Lurker
His favorite song is 'Can't Find My Way Back Home' - Stevie Winwood
Unknown User
lady Ann has been known to "procure" hats she finds delightful...
heidi
Active Ink Slinger
Ardentmale, checks for damage after hot and heavy sex session, ;)
lynnwitt
Quantum Tease
Heidi once photocopied her butt - not realizing that the machine also sent FAXs.
heidi
Active Ink Slinger
After a few head firsts into trees the baby bird taught Lynn how to use her wings for shot trips
Unknown User
Heidi keeps trimming her shorts because she thinks they are not even... Little does she know her roommate goes into her room late at night and makes them uneven... Eventually they will be a thong ;)