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I had 3 concussions by age 12. Any recurring effects are probably causing more pain to others than to myself.

Something you did that you can attribute to peer pressure.

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I had 3 concussions by age 12. Any recurring effects are probably causing more pain to others than to myself.

Something you did that you can attribute to peer pressure.

Hahaha! My thoughts (pain to others) 😘

I’ve not ever caved to peer pressure with anything I can recall… I was likely the one causing others to follow my lead hehehe

What is something (not necessarily a regret) that you wouldn’t think twice to change Incredible craftsmanship! Given the opportunity?

I'd have my twin and me together in the same incubator the first 5 weeks of our lives instead of having been separated.

How many keys are on your key-ring and what do they open?

Hahahaha! This is a very recent subject of conversations here! I have two - home and car - and if I loan my car to my daughter I only have one. I used to have like 20. My life has changed so drastically in the last 2 years.

What gives you hope?

The record numbers of women registering to vote before the November mid-terms.

Would you like to see America made over to resemble Viktor Orban's Hungary?

Not even a little bit.

Would you like to see the US have universal health care?

You betcha! And all we have to do is vote every Republican out of office!

What's the closest mass-shooting to where you live?

Paris, Le Bataclan and several café terraces, on November 13 2015...

What's the most unlikely place you ever been naked in?

The dust-off shelter in the parking lot at the Great Sand Dunes National Park near Alamosa Colorado.

Have you ever hit a deer with your car while driving at night?

A deer no, a boar yes... It took out the bumper, right headlight and right front wheel. The car went on 2 wheels for a couple of seconds, and lifted so high I thought it'd just roll over. Yet it didn't die on the spot and ran away... One tough MF.

Ever found yourself in weather conditions while driving where you started to question whether you'd make it to your destination?

Yes. Drove though snow and freezing rain from Boston’s Logan airport up into central Maine because our flights were canceled and it would be at least 3 days before the next flight to our destination.

would you disown friends or family members over politics?

I HAVE! No Trump traitors allowed in my life! That includes my idiot cousins.

What won't you tolerate?

Stupid people!!🤣

Name something you miss doing as a child.

Sandlot Football/baseball

When was your first fuck and do you still keep n touch?

I was 15. It was late at night, on a beach of Santa Cruz de Tenerife, on my very last day of vacation. And no, I never had any contact with her afterward.

Did you ever feel like you'd been used sexually? (For example, having someone suddenly stop answering calls after they got what they wanted)

Sure! No one has ever stopped calling me since high school, but I use people for sex too, so I can hardly complain.

Can you enjoy 'sport' sex, with no love or commitment, or do you need love to be there first?

Nope. I require the love part. Even in my callow youth, I needed at least a real connection.

What is your favorite tree?

Mallorn

Have you ever fought over a girl or been fought over?

Yes, we became good friends after we fought.

Are you part of the mile high club?

No

What was the most risky sexual encounter you ever had?

The one that got me kicked out of the apartment complex I was living in, and later cost me my career.

Is forbidden fruit the most satisfying?

No.

What's your funniest sexual encounter?

It was a one-night stand. During doggystyle, the girl looked at me over her shoulder, licked her lips, and told me in a sultry voice to "move up to the next floor." It took me a handful of seconds to understand that she was asking me to switch to anal.

The way she'd asked it, the tone she'd used, the words she'd chosen, it was just too much. I burst out laughing and got the giggles. She was fuming at my reaction. Each time I tried to apologize and explain myself, it only made my giggles worse.

A mere couple of minutes after her sultry demand, she was kicking me out. I ended up on the landing in my boxers, picking up my clothes after she'd thrown them at my face, still giggling at the riduculous situation. I tried to send her an apology as soon as I'd gotten dressed and found my phone, but she'd blocked me already.

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Same question for the next person...

Probably the time just after Seeker, Jr. was born that Mrs. Seeker's milk-laden breasts started hosing me down in cowgirl. She could have nursed triplets the way she produced milk and I guess the stimulation of riding me (and me playing with her boobs since I have a bit of a thing for tits) was too much for them.

What was the biggest surprise you ever got in a sexual encounter?

When my partner got his feet tangled up in the sheets when he was bringing his cock to my mouth and his knee came down on my chest and cracked one of my ribs!

Ever been injured during sex?

No, but I once (inspired by Basic Instinct) tried to rip off a girl's panties. Pro tip: it doesn't work. I accidently threw her to the ground, hard (and not in the good way). She was not amused.

What's the goofiest turn-on you've discovered in a partner (no kink shaming!)?

A girl I once dated was turned on by seeing guys wearing only a t-shirt and socks. To be exact, the shirt had to be just long enough so only the last inch at the most of the guy's cock was visible. I eventually asked why she was turned on by what most people thought as a deal-breaker. She told me that the first guy she ever had a crush on was a German guy at the naturist resort where she was camping with her parents, that was how he "dressed" (with sandals).

What is a definite deal-breaker for you?

Trying to possess me.

Are you a hardcore fan of anything?

Yes. Women.

What food are you best at baking or cooking?

My chili con carne, moroccan couscous, and several of my recipes of pasta (alla zinguara and alla Carbonara particularly) are popular enough amongst my friends and family. They often ask me to cook one of those as soon as an occasion arises.

What's the most 'exotic' dish you cook? (The furthest its origin from your home country, the more exotic...)