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REDEFINITIONS (word humor challenge)

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Quote by lynnwitt
Game of Thrones - unlabeled restrooms


Lols


Dethroned: When you finally remove your bum from the toilet seat
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Quote by kiera
German - a man who has the lurgy



ok, nice smile


Scarecrow : a frightened Russell
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Maypole... A Tgirl called May with a big dick.
lynnwitt
Quantum Tease
Bush hog: one who thrives on female pubic hair

Updraft: didn't wear panties under skirt

Orbital insertion: round and round and in it goes

Urinal: finding oneself in Alabama
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Inspector: Pub ghost.
lynnwitt
Quantum Tease
Ewer - one who goes "ewwwwwww"
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Bunions: Onion flavoured buns.

Cornish Pasty: Girl called Patsy from Cornwall who can't spell.

Welsh Rarebit: Cardiff virgin.
lynnwitt
Quantum Tease
Intercourse: The classes between introductory and advanced.
lynnwitt
Quantum Tease
Course work: track repair
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Quantum Tease
Oxymoron - Someone who forgot their oxygen

Oxymoron - Those guys who pitch Oxyclean on TV
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Quantum Tease
Condom - Dominate residing in a condo
adele
Weaver of Words
number 2 - twice as unfeeling as number 1
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Bacteria: The kitchen area of a cafeteria
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Multitool - a hairbrush
lynnwitt
Quantum Tease
Orgasm - Having great excitement about Oregon

Seismic - Mick's clothing size

Plate Tectonics - Why the dinnerware will always fall.

Tease - Small, biting insects inhabiting tea bags
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conseit: the Electric chair
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Quote by Ajax
conseit: the Electric chair


Oooooo!

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Hoedown: (just too obvious, isn't it!)
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No Man's Land : Lesbian territory
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
@ Ajax. very brave post, i wouldn't have dared to post that one... I would if I was you ...just sayin


Paradox: - Two physicians.

Relief: - What trees do in the spring.

Rubberneck: - What you do to relax your wife.
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Green Tea : An Eco friendly beverage but ,frowned upon by Brits .
lynnwitt
Quantum Tease
Rubber band - that roll on a condom

Rubber duck - well, some folks have odd pets, but they need petting, too

Squirt gun - very small pistol

Floppy disk - back problem
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Concord - a rope criminals use to commit crimes

Tomorrow - The best time to do everything you had planned for today

Single - A man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen

Siblings - reminders that your parents had sex more than once
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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Procrastination - a good excuse to sit back and get your feet up.