Plonker - What Del boy calls Rodney
a headache - knowing you should spent more money on your whisky.
Concord grapes - they didn't win
Garden hoe - well, another too obvious to state
Garden rake - exceptionally handsome male gardner
Mouse pad - rodent residence
Rudimentary - The director's commentary for a porn movie
Antimony
/ˈantɪməni/
(noun)
1. the lack of money (eg. opens wallet only to find lack of money - antimonious)
2. the currency used in Bizarro World (eg. a donut in Bizarro World costs $3.50AM)
3. subject of trade whereby one gives money away in exchange for nothing (eg. you give me $20, I give you nothing in return)
Panama Canal - fold in the top of a particular type of gentleman's hat
Erie Canal - Halloween carnival ride
Letter Opener - someone who analyzes fonts
Cluster fuck : Group sex or an orgy
Concave- a fugitives hideout
Boredom - A Dom who isn't very good at being one.
Copulate, - Police delayed arrival.
Prologue, - whore's diary.
Rabbit hole, - that reminds me, where did I put my vibrator?
oldie, but...
Congress - opposite of progress
Mosquito - cafe in a Muslim temple
Microwave - quite tight hairstyle
Viagra : Miracle grow for men
Pads with wings: really hip joints for hot wings
Light switch - repacking with less heavy garments
Hard drive: slipped Viagra into his coffee before he drove to work
Viagra.. as Hans and Franz said.. meant to pump you up
laptop - a form of straddling
Scissoring: lip to lip resuscitation
