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REDEFINITIONS (word humor challenge)
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Horoscope - A device for spying on your mother-in-law.
Quantum Tease
Horoscope - a device for watching women of the evening
Slot racer - a quickie
Slot racer - a quickie
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Supersede - Clark Kent’s sperm
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Confection - inmates term of endearment for each other (euphemism for the old " drop the soap in the shower" routine )
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Bidet - Two days before D-Day.
Short Arse Brit
Conrad - Stolen radiator
Public house - Curtains not drawn
selective hearing - Blocking out the sound of your parents having sex
Immaculate conception - me my parents never had sex
Hey Lynn
Public house - Curtains not drawn
selective hearing - Blocking out the sound of your parents having sex
Immaculate conception - me my parents never had sex
Hey Lynn
The Duchess of Tart
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https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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Extractor Fan - Dentists biggest admirer
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Exercise balls - what doctors are doing when they hold them and say " cough"
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Morass - what you want see at a strip show
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Quote by Sinnerman
Morass - what you want see at a strip show
Okay, I did "LOL"
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Big boobs - a huge valley between two mountains . (lets motorboat :P )
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/pouring-my-heart-out.aspx
My first attempt in writing
My first attempt in writing
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Baloney - Disappointing skirt length
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Supersoft - The reason viagra was invented
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Frogspawn - Blue movies for the French.
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Pile driver - Suppository
