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REDEFINITIONS (word humor challenge)
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Quantum Tease
Intercourse - Between the appetizer and dessert
Intercourse - The horse racing track inside the outercourse
Penetration - Using a pen to trace a design
Vagina - Gina who lives in Virginia
Virgin - A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away
Intercourse - The horse racing track inside the outercourse
Penetration - Using a pen to trace a design
Vagina - Gina who lives in Virginia
Virgin - A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away
Active Ink Slinger
Elixir - what 'e does when 'e wants 'er to come.
Best Friend Exchange Club: Here
Artist stories start at Artist -- Chapter 1
Starbucks Reverie at Starbucks Reverie
Teacher at Teacher
And please read my competition entry:There's Always Time. A sweet love story set in a time traveling universe.
Artist stories start at Artist -- Chapter 1
Starbucks Reverie at Starbucks Reverie
Teacher at Teacher
And please read my competition entry:There's Always Time. A sweet love story set in a time traveling universe.
Short Arse Brit
Willy-nilly - impotent.
Tears - The means by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power.
Etc - An abbreviation that makes others think you know more than you actually do.
Tears - The means by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power.
Etc - An abbreviation that makes others think you know more than you actually do.
The Duchess of Tart
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Normal Adjacent
Mattresses -Long pretty hair on guys named Matt.
Quantum Tease
Parapet - perhaps one dog and one cat
Puppet - especially small puppy
Spider - 'cause her window was open
Corset - basic set of things
Puppet - especially small puppy
Spider - 'cause her window was open
Corset - basic set of things
Short Arse Brit
Quote by Charlotte_
Elixir - what 'e does when 'e wants 'er to come.
LMAO I concur this has to be the best one thus far Charlotte
Patience - The most important ingredient for dating, marriage and children. See also "tranquilizers."
Valentine's Day - A day when you dream of a candle light dinner, diamonds, and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card.
Cauterize - Made eye contact with her.
The Duchess of Tart
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Quantum Tease
Gaelic - one guy licking another
Penis - not useful for measuring
Celibate - usually done near fishing areas
Penis - not useful for measuring
Celibate - usually done near fishing areas
Quantum Tease
Adore - closes off a room
Toothpaste - holds in dentures
Ass hole - cave for donkey brethren
Anus - less specific than Uranus
Toothpaste - holds in dentures
Ass hole - cave for donkey brethren
Anus - less specific than Uranus
Short Arse Brit
arsehole - A person i cannot name or i will get banned 
The Duchess of Tart
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Quantum Tease
Vulva - new, smaller line from Volvo
Yardstick - 6-inch ruler used by men.....
Yardstick - 6-inch ruler used by men.....
Quantum Tease
Beach ball - dance on the sand
Lettuce - a request.... Lettuce talk this over
Tired - new rubber for one's car
Kumquat - resigned to.... Kumquat may
(slaps self several times)
Lettuce - a request.... Lettuce talk this over
Tired - new rubber for one's car
Kumquat - resigned to.... Kumquat may
(slaps self several times)
