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simplyjohn
Site administrator
Just wtf is that ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ .. lol you drunk or picked the wrong thread or what?
Jam_Wil_Mac
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by Ajax


Roses are Red

My dick, best in the business
Your dick limp, just listless
My dick, has more mass than earth
Your dick lacks sufficient girth
My dick Hard like steel
Your shit has no sex appeal
My dick really makes her scream
Your dick, only in your wet dreams
My dick , hailed like Julius Caesar
Your dick , just fails to please her.
My dick, sick, dangerous
Your dick, quick, painless




Roses are red
Now I am nervous
Who've you been talking to
You shouldn't know all this

Whichever girl it was
I swear don't believe her
I'm pretty sure my dick
Can service most any beaver

There was only one time
But I swear I was tired
There's no reason to
Announce my cock as retired

But if all else fails
I shouldn't get perturbed
As Shakespeare doth tell us
Caesar got usurped. ;)

Kudos though my rocking friend! smile
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Quote by simplyjohn



Roses are red
That was awful and SJ is no more
I can do so better than that
SSS can keep you happy for sure


Roses are red
Your here sexy skunk
I'll rub you good babes
And I'll make you spunk

After you've exploded
You can make us some tea
But the Burger Van @ Homebase
Will not do for me

I've told you before sexy
I love Chinese
I promise if you get me one
You'll be more than pleased
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
simplyjohn
Site administrator
Roses are god damn usually red
You are so flipping demanding
if I didnt know any better
I think you are after a good spanking

wtf .. thats doesnt make any sense .. good night lmao
Jam_Wil_Mac
Active Ink Slinger
Rose are red
I'm so sexually frustrated
I think I need some porn
That's triple X rated
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Quote by Ajax


Roses are Red

My dick, best in the business
Your dick limp, just listless
My dick, has more mass than earth
Your dick lacks sufficient girth
My dick Hard like steel
Your shit has no sex appeal
My dick really makes her scream
Your dick, only in your wet dreams
My dick , hailed like Julius Caesar
Your dick , just fails to please her.
My dick, sick, dangerous
Your dick, quick, painless



Nice rhyming

Roses are red
It needs to be said
When he ties me up
He just makes me beg

He puts on a blindfold
So I cannot see
The light kisses and touches
Just drive me crazy

With all these sensations
I then hear a noise
The light sound of buzzing
God he's bought out the toys

He puts the vibrator
Directly on my clit
I feel him move forward
And he sucks on my tits

I then feel his hard cock
Entering me
It all feels so good
I wish I could see

He's pumping and pumping
And moving so fast
This is such a good thing
Cause i'm not going to last

I feel myself clenching
Which makes him cry out
And we both cum together
I moan loudly, he shouts

He unties me gently
And kisses me deep
We snuggle up together
And both fall asleep.
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Guest
Lurker
I've told you before sexy
I love Chinese
I promise if you get me one
You'll be more than pleased

roses are red
and i love to please
so if you are hungry
i'll get us chinese

we'll sit by my fireplace
and there we will dine
eating our food
and drinking our wine

after our hunger
for food is abated
the moment has come
that i have long waited

i slide a bit closer
and let out a sigh
you let out a moan
as i am caressing your thigh

loves you babe
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Quote by Jam_Wil_Mac



Roses are red
Now I am nervous
Who've you been talking to
You shouldn't know all this

Whichever girl it was
I swear don't believe her
I'm pretty sure my dick
Can service most any beaver

There was only one time
But I swear I was tired
There's no reason to
Announce my cock as retired

But if all else fails
I shouldn't get perturbed
As Shakespeare doth tell us
Caesar got usurped. ;)

Kudos though my rocking friend! smile


Roses are red
Boy's I have an idea
Sit there and listen
I hand you both beer's

I've always wanted
A MMF ménage
I can see by your bulges
That the thought make you hard

I tried it once
And was let down some
Those arseholes got off lots
But I didn't cum

I promise if
You both are willing
We'll all have fun
And I'll have your cocks spilling

It will be fun
You will both see
But first things first
You must ravish me
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Jam_Wil_Mac
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by kiera


Roses are red
Boy's I have an idea
Sit there and listen
I hand you both beer's

I've always wanted
A MMF ménage
I can see by your bulges
That the thought make you hard

I tried it once
And was let down some
Those arseholes got off lots
But I didn't cum

I promise if
You both are willing
We'll all have fun
And I'll have your cocks spilling

It will be fun
You will both see
But first things first
You must ravish me


Roses are red
Your plan I see
This is an entreaty
That entices me

When working together
Both Ajax and I
Can bring you great pleasure
We'll see eye to eye

He knows you better
And so takes the lead
He works on your pussy
At a fantastic speed

As he caresses
Your sweet little clit
I get so very horny
And want a piece of it

Then from behind you
He penetrates deep
I move my face
To your Lady's Keep

Every thrust from Ajax
I match with my tongue
It's clear from your face
You're having such fun

We're all so hot and horny
Our moments are nearing
With all this lust
Our loins are searing

We cum all together
Ajax in you and you on Ajax
Then on your boobs
I shoot my climax

At first I was nervous
About an MMF
I'm over that now
But still can't fucking rhyme F.
Unknown User
Red are Remember Everyone Deployed
ACUs are light gray
You are my hero
I just love you so
Guest
Lurker
Roses are Red
Daisydo is back
She has miss you all so
looks like you have all cracked......

Good thing I am here
we can get back on track
lets have some good fun
scratching each others back....

So lame I have been gone too long...LOL
Jam_Wil_Mac
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by kiera
Roses are red
I'm horny as hell
Where are the men
Must I ring a bell?


Roses are red
I hear a bell tolling
Kk clearly needs me
I must get rolling

Don't worry, Kk
I'm here to save the day
The Batman outfit's probably too much
But that's not my place to say

My tongue is ready
My cock is very hard
The toys are out
For lube I've brought some lard

I've not had dinner yet
I'm really super starving
I don't want Carbonara
But to give Kk's puss a licking

My cock is very hard
It's like a rod of steel
Brace yourself now, my sweet
For what you're going to feel
Guest
Lurker
Quote by DaisyDo
Roses are Red
Daisydo is back
She has miss you all so
looks like you have all cracked......

Good thing I am here
we can get back on track
lets have some good fun
scratching each others back....

So lame I have been gone too long...LOL


Roses are red
Daisy is here
good to see her
welcome back dear.

Now, let's get this thread back on track
let's have you start by laying flat on your back
Guest
Lurker
Roses are red
I am getting sick
My throat hurts
I can no longer lick
Guest
Lurker
Quote by Ajax


Roses are red
Daisy is here
good to see her
welcome back dear.

Now, let's get this thread back on track
let's have you start by laying flat on your back




Roses are Red
You really missed me, my dear
For you sweet Ajax
I will let you very near.....
Guest
Lurker
Quote by Jam_Wil_Mac


Roses are red
I hear a bell tolling
Kk clearly needs me
I must get rolling

Don't worry, Kk
I'm here to save the day
The Batman outfit's probably too much
But that's not my place to say

My tongue is ready
My cock is very hard
The toys are out
For lube I've brought some lard

I've not had dinner yet
I'm really super starving
I don't want Carbonara
But to give Kk's puss a licking

My cock is very hard
It's like a rod of steel
Brace yourself now, my sweet
For what you're going to feel


roses are red
My dick, good, good, lovin
Your dick, aint good for nothin
My dick needs no introduction
your dick won't even fucnction
My dick aims to please
your dick transmits STD's
My dick like an M-16
Your dick, broken vending machine
Jam_Wil_Mac
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by Ajax


roses are red
My dick, good, good, lovin
Your dick, aint good for nothin
My dick needs no introduction
your dick won't even fucnction
My dick aims to please
your dick transmits STD's
My dick like an M-16
Your dick, broken vending machine



Roses are red
Your rhyme caused a chuckle
My cock when erect
Causes knees to buckle

You shouldn't feel threatened
And don't react so
My cock won't penetrate
Your arsehole

I'm sure we could be mates
Or even good pals
There's no need to squabble
Over lush's luscious gals

My penis sure is
A prominent beast
And has definitely never
Caused an issue of yeast
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Roses are red
My laptops playing up
Its affecting my ability
To come on here and fuck

My stupid bloody router
Is getting on my nerves
I really do require
Someone to caress my little curves

Im horny and im naked
And I'm snuggled up in bed
I really need a seeing to
Or to give somebody head

Alas i'm getting tired
And there's no one else around
I guess ill go get bob out
And try not to make a sound
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
layla19
Advanced Wordsmith
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I get horny
Whenever I see you
lexi16
Advanced Wordsmith
Roses are Red,
Violets are blue,
I have five fingers
The middle ones for you
Guest
Lurker
Quote by lexi16
Roses are Red,
Violets are blue,
I have five fingers
The middle ones for you



Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
We are all here for fun
so lets get done.

This is an awesome thread
for friends to come
write some horny poems
and let people cum....
Jam_Wil_Mac
Active Ink Slinger
Roses are red
My arse is numb
To let you use a strap on
Was really pretty dumb

It's my turn now
You better be ready
Once inside you butt
I'll be pumping firm and steady
Angel17
Rookie Scribe
Roses Are Red,
Violets Are Blue,
My Heart Skips A Beat,
When I Think Of You
Angel17
Rookie Scribe
Roses are Red,
Violets are blue,
I have five fingers
The middle ones for you
Guest
Lurker
Quote by Angel17
Roses are Red,
Violets are blue,
I have five fingers
The middle ones for you


Roses are red
I have finger tips
but if you would let me
I'd rather use my lips
Guest
Lurker
Roses are red
Sand is gritty
Hate hearing from people
That treated me so shitty

They talk for months
Get what they want
When in reality
It was all just a front

When in actuality
They're just assholes
That make you cry
One day leaving you high and dry
Soleillalune
Active Ink Slinger
Roses are red
I'm sleepy in bed
Bring me some coffee
I'll give you some head
Dancewithme
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by Soleillalune
Roses are red
I'm sleepy in bed
Bring me some coffee
I'll give you some head


Roses are red
Here is your java
Now may we get to
Di assetsa yoo 'ava?