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Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Quote by JohnC
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
BACON!!!!!!

Ok, that didn't rhyme,
what are you going to do?

(but THAT did! LOL)


Step aside one and all KK is here and will also rhyme it, well done Nicks

Roses are red
And John likes his bacon
Is it a sarni
That you will be makin

If that's the case
Then please make it two
One for me
And one for you
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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Roses are red,
bacon is great,
we all know it's true,
of this there's no debate.

So pass me a slab,
and I'll fry it up right.
No food can be drab,
with bacon's delight.

BACON!
Jam_Wil_Mac
Active Ink Slinger
Roses are red
The bacon is sizzlin'
It smells so good
I'm almost jizzlin'

Smoked or unsmoked
I'm really not picky
But what to put with it
Now that bit is tricky

But onto desert
I know what I want
To eat and lick
Your gorgeous, juicy cunt
Guest
Lurker
Roses are Red
Tulips are Pink
I think everyone enjoys bacon
But what do I know, its just what I think

Violets are Blue
I hate the show Glee
Time to start supper
But there's no bacon for me
Guest
Lurker
Don't pick your nose
Just pick a rose

Always open, Never closed
tickle tickle little toes

Who is happy, who is sad
Never has there been a poem so bad

I am bored and silly today
But I wanted to say "Hey!"
Guest
Lurker
Roses are red
It's innocentpet
one of the
sweetest gal's
I've ever met
Guest
Lurker
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
That was unexpected and very nice
So I send ya a friendly thank you
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Quote by Jam_Wil_Mac
Roses are red
The bacon is sizzlin'
It smells so good
I'm almost jizzlin'

Smoked or unsmoked
I'm really not picky
But what to put with it
Now that bit is tricky

But onto desert
I know what I want
To eat and lick
Your gorgeous, juicy cunt


Roses are red
And bacon is good
But whats even better
Is when you've got wood

A nice throbbing cock
I really need a fuck
So if you are willing
Then you are in luck

I slide on your cock
And fuck you like crazy
It feels so good
I feel kind of hazy

Im riding and riding
And having such fun
Im building and moaning
Im so going to cum

Your cock starts to throb
My pussy starts to clench
You pull my hair
And you call me a wench

I loose it and cum
In a sensory load
Ur cock starts to shoot in me
Your cum and your load

Now we are panting
And catching our breath
You hold me closely
We sleep and we rest
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Guest
Lurker
Roses are red
Innocent is sweet as a kitten
Is friends with all
But, with John quite smitten

Drama not appreciated
In fact much hated
Unwanted chatter is such a bore
Let them be, gossip no more.
Guest
Lurker
Roses are red
some people amaze me
Make themselves look stupid
But really, they're crazy
Guest
Lurker
Roses are red
Indeed quite right
People speak out their ass
Not caring whom they pass
simplyjohn
Site administrator
Roses are red
This is such a fun thread
I hope it moves on
after not such nice things have been said

smile
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Quote by simplyjohn
Roses are red
This is such a fun thread
I hope it moves on
after not such nice things have been said

smile


Roses are red
And you are so sexy
Don't worry John
Such things do not vex me

Don't worry babes
I enjoy this thread
Now take off your clothes
And take me to bed
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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roses are red
kk's so sweet
i'll be licking her pussy
while john's beating his meat

john was too slow
to crawl into bed
so now it is me
she is fucking instead...
simplyjohn
Site administrator
Roses are red
Can I watch you two poke?
I promise to be so good
and never to stroke

When you have finished
Perhaps we can all have tea
Where is the bathroom however
I now need a pee

Lets all have dinner later
A plate of steak and chips
And return once again to the bedroom
For more fun and dips ;)

God am I so horny now
I really must do some chores
And before I do apply some cream
To all those place that are so sores


Damn John that was better ... um marginally lmao
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Quote by ginger86
roses are red
kk's so sweet
i'll be licking her pussy
while john's beating his meat

john was too slow
to crawl into bed
so now it is me
she is fucking instead...


Hey babes

Roses are red
And here she is
When she licks my pussy
I get in a tizz

I grind myself harder
As I sit on her face
I claw at the wall
And I clutch at her face

Ginger is awesome
And she licks me good
But now I need cock
Someone with rockhard wood
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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roses are red
and you are in luck
i just bought a cock
and it's ready to fuck.....heehee
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Quote by simplyjohn
Roses are red
Can I watch you two poke?
I promise to be so good
and never to stroke

When you have finished
Perhaps we can all have tea
Where is the bathroom however
I now need a pee

Lets all have dinner later
A plate of steak and chips
And return once again to the bedroom
For more fun and dips ;)

God am I so horny now
I really must do some chores
And before I do apply some cream
To all those place that are so sores


Damn John that was better ... um marginally lmao


Roses are red
And yes that was better
Mmmm steak and chip's
Makes me get wetter

Go use the bathroom
And go have your pee
Ginger put the kettle on
And we can have tea

Since John is horny now
Lets make his day
He wants to watch us
Does this make me gay?
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
naughty_nice22
Active Ink Slinger
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Pucker your lips
I want us to Kiss
Harry7785
Active Ink Slinger
Rose are Red
G and Kk again
Have found a young lad
And lured him in

They have their fun
With him on the side
Then make him buy lunch
His chivalry doth provide

I hope that their hunger
Now being within
They take the poor boy home
Both satisfy him
wolfchild
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by trinket
Roses are red
some people amaze me
Make themselves look stupid
But really, they're crazy


Roses are red
who are you to call one crazy
when you obviously are
the one that is hazy

You don't remember the hurt from the past
from what I have learned your friendships never last
As for you Choosie,
I think that you have been cruel
She has always been nice to a good friend as you as a rule
Guest
Lurker
Quote by Choosiemamma
Roses are red
Indeed quite right
People speak out their ass
Not caring whom they pass


roses are red
how can you pass
this thread is about poems
not if i want your ass

we try to have fun
and if you want need to hear it
this thread is for playing
so you must bear it

it never asks
what you would do
so just st go away
you're making me blue


and fuck you trinkle, i try so hard to not bother you but you do your best to bring me in
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Quote by ginger86


roses are red
how can you pass
this thread is about poems
not if i want your ass

we try to have fun
and if you want need to hear it
this thread is for playing
so you must bear it

it never asks
what you would do
so just st go away
you're making me blue


and fuck you trinkle, i try so hard to not bother you but you do your best to bring me in
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Quote by ginger86


roses are red
how can you pass
this thread is about poems
not if i want your ass

we try to have fun
and if you want need to hear it
this thread is for playing
so you must bear it

it never asks
what you would do
so just st go away
you're making me blue


and fuck you trinkle, i try so hard to not bother you but you do your best to bring me in


Roses are red
And I like the name Lola
The women in question
Is clearly bipolar

Ginger my Ginger
Who cares about them
Who gives a fuck
And who cares about men

Silly arse bitch
Has been posting a lot
Not being nice
Which isn't a shock

Who gives a fuck
Whatever they think
Don't get involved lovely
Lets have a drink
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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Lurker
Quote by trinket
Roses are red
some people amaze me
Make themselves look stupid
But really, they're crazy


Rose are red
You never do anyone wrong
when you're confronted
you sing that same old sad song
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
roses are red
and this thread is for fun
so lets keep it light hearted
and with drama be done
no pointing fingers
or calling of names
remember the category?
it's called forum games

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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