Roses are red
Violets are blue
Why doesn't KK and ginger
Get a room, were tired of
Hearing it..........
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Roses are Red
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Quote by Cindertoffee
I had a hamster, called him Bilbo.
Don't ask me why 'cos I really don't know.
Anyways, this here critter
Was a funny lil fucker, he made me titter
With the way he'd keep running around in his wheel
And if let out of his cage silly things he would steal
And hide them away in his little straw bed
But he don't do that now because Bilbo is dead
He's curled up his tootsies and hung up his hat,
And at least made a nice meal for next doors' frikkin' cat.
Roses are Pink and Red
I had a bird named Peckerhead
He was a parakeet, gift from my dad
The day he croaked was kinda sad
But now looking back on that day
Its pretty funny if I may say
To cry and cry saying I love my Peckerhead
Haha what a weird poem I wrote in this thread
Quote by LK213
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Why doesn't KK and ginger
Get a room, were tired of
Hearing it..........
Alright why don't you just stop being a complete WANKER!!!! an leave them alone. Don't you think you have said enough if you don't wanna see what there saying then do one its simple.
Mountain Wolf
Quote by Carl_H
Alright why don't you just stop being a complete WANKER!!!! an leave them alone. Don't you think you have said enough if you don't wanna see what there saying then do one its simple.
Good point
and well taken.. But I'll have to pass on the women 
Short Arse Brit
Roses are red
And Carl is a Scouse
He'll rob you blind
If you let him in your house
That being said
He's a really good friend
Cause he doesn't act
Like a complete bell end
A room with Ginger
Now that does sound nice
I'll give her a call
She'll be here in a thrice
Poor little Cindy
She lost her pet
And Kitty too
But they don't forget
Kitty, Carl and Cindy
I hand you all tea
And nutella brownies
Come share them with me
Peckerhead and Bilbo
We clink out tea cups to you
Gone but not forgotten
We still remember you two
And Carl is a Scouse
He'll rob you blind
If you let him in your house
That being said
He's a really good friend
Cause he doesn't act
Like a complete bell end
A room with Ginger
Now that does sound nice
I'll give her a call
She'll be here in a thrice
Poor little Cindy
She lost her pet
And Kitty too
But they don't forget
Kitty, Carl and Cindy
I hand you all tea
And nutella brownies
Come share them with me
Peckerhead and Bilbo
We clink out tea cups to you
Gone but not forgotten
We still remember you two
The Duchess of Tart
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Roses are red and violets are blue,
Live and let live, it's the right thing to do.
What works for them might not for all,
So who gives a damn, it's really their call.
If you can't accept what others may do,
The fault's not with them, the fault lies with YOU!
So, unscrew your head and leave your hatred behind,
The problem's not love, it's all in your mind.
People have rights and you have them too,
So let them have theirs as they do to you.
Just live your way and let others be,
It's a thing we call FREEDOM, and that you SHOULD SEE!
Live and let live, it's the right thing to do.
What works for them might not for all,
So who gives a damn, it's really their call.
If you can't accept what others may do,
The fault's not with them, the fault lies with YOU!
So, unscrew your head and leave your hatred behind,
The problem's not love, it's all in your mind.
People have rights and you have them too,
So let them have theirs as they do to you.
Just live your way and let others be,
It's a thing we call FREEDOM, and that you SHOULD SEE!
Rose petals are falling
Winter came calling
She was fierce this year
Causing so many tears
Soon she'll go away
Giving spring her day
Time to live again
Hope in warmth against your skin
Flowers aroma smells so sweet
Lovers finding time to meet
Hold springs hand so tight
For winter will come another night
But please don't fear winters sting
For she is Yang to Springs Ying
Winter came calling
She was fierce this year
Causing so many tears
Soon she'll go away
Giving spring her day
Time to live again
Hope in warmth against your skin
Flowers aroma smells so sweet
Lovers finding time to meet
Hold springs hand so tight
For winter will come another night
But please don't fear winters sting
For she is Yang to Springs Ying
Short Arse Brit
Quote by ginger86
roses are red
and my posts weren't so nice
but you followed me here
to screw with me twice
I love my kk
and knows she loves me
so leave us alone
and just let us be
we'd get a room
if only we could
and just so you know
the sex would be good
Hey babes
Roses are red
And yes it is true
I know you love me
And I so love you
I'd just ignore it
It did make me laugh
Especially the comment
About having to pass
Remember that friend request
That was sent to you?
The one claiming things
That were simply not true
I think someones memory
Has become hazy
Cause there was a time
That he called me his baby
The sex would be awesome
If we ever had nookie
And I keep getting told
That the dark side has cookies
The Duchess of Tart
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Quote by kiera
Hey babes
Roses are red
And yes it is true
I know you love me
And I so love you
I'd just ignore it
It did make me laugh
Especially the comment
About having to pass
Remember that friend request
That was sent to you?
The one claiming things
That were simply not true
I think someones memory
Has become hazy
Cause there was a time
That he called me his baby
The sex would be awesome
If we ever had nookie
And I keep getting told
That the dark side has cookies
Rosies are red
If Kiera wants nookie
I am ready to pay
Cookie after Cookie
Short Arse Brit
Roses are red
They grow in the sun
I love this forum
It's been lots of fun
I sit here pondering
In my head
While I write this poem
Whilst sitting on my bed
I wonder if LYFBUZ
Has been abducted
Or broken the law
And maybe got busted
I think about
All the lick, kissing and sucking
When we wrote about orgies
And all of us fucking
I sip my tea
And NO its not green
Like the crap Seth drinks
It should never have been
Us girls are the experts
Because we are Brits
Tea should be golden
And made with pg tips
I was just bored
So decided to write
Have fun my lovelies
And have a good night
They grow in the sun
I love this forum
It's been lots of fun
I sit here pondering
In my head
While I write this poem
Whilst sitting on my bed
I wonder if LYFBUZ
Has been abducted
Or broken the law
And maybe got busted
I think about
All the lick, kissing and sucking
When we wrote about orgies
And all of us fucking
I sip my tea
And NO its not green
Like the crap Seth drinks
It should never have been
Us girls are the experts
Because we are Brits
Tea should be golden
And made with pg tips
I was just bored
So decided to write
Have fun my lovelies
And have a good night
The Duchess of Tart
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Devil's Advocate
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I suck at writing poetry
But I love forum stalking you
Violets are blue
I suck at writing poetry
But I love forum stalking you
My latest story is a racy little piece about what happens when someone cute from work invites you over to watch Netflix and Chill.
Short Arse Brit
Quote by Wilful
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I suck at writing poetry
But I love forum stalking you
Jumps up and down in excitement, Hey Will
Roses are red
I'm stalking you too
You sexy donkey
I'm so hot for you
Yes it sounds crazy
And I like to rhyme
If I'm hot for donkey's
Is that a crime?
Just look at his avatar
I for one cant resist
Now come over here gorjus
And give me a kiss
The Duchess of Tart
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Active Ink Slinger
This week sucked
That much is true
But no worries
I won't be blue.
Saturday is here
Lets raise a glass
In hopes of some fun
And even some sass!
That much is true
But no worries
I won't be blue.
Saturday is here
Lets raise a glass
In hopes of some fun
And even some sass!
Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by LoveSlushies
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
My life sucks
How about you?
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I'd eat your pussy
And love you too.jALiowqnVMBvelZR
Mountain Wolf
Roses are red
Violets are blue.
My memory's not Hazy,
I just know the truth.
Why don't you two stop
And quit being bullies.
It's really not hard
You just quit.
Or must you request
Another new friend
To do your dirty work
While you sit back and watch
Everything fall apart
I wish you the best
In all that you do.
Violets are blue.
My memory's not Hazy,
I just know the truth.
Why don't you two stop
And quit being bullies.
It's really not hard
You just quit.
Or must you request
Another new friend
To do your dirty work
While you sit back and watch
Everything fall apart
I wish you the best
In all that you do.
Mountain Wolf
Roses are red
Violets are blue,
I'm using my hand
But thinking of you;)
Violets are blue,
I'm using my hand
But thinking of you;)
Active Ink Slinger
Flowers are bright
And Sway in the sun
Come over here later
For some fucking good fun!
And Sway in the sun
Come over here later
For some fucking good fun!
Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.
Short Arse Brit
Roses are red
I'm watching tv
The newest Thor Film
I bought on dvd
I watched it last night
And I'm watching it again
I'll take it over to Chrissy's
And watch it with my friend
We can sip wine
And watch it on the box
Will she also be wishing
She could ride Thor's cock?
I think she would
Cause it has to be said
I wouldn't kick Thor
Out of my bed
I'm watching tv
The newest Thor Film
I bought on dvd
I watched it last night
And I'm watching it again
I'll take it over to Chrissy's
And watch it with my friend
We can sip wine
And watch it on the box
Will she also be wishing
She could ride Thor's cock?
I think she would
Cause it has to be said
I wouldn't kick Thor
Out of my bed
The Duchess of Tart
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Active Ink Slinger
Roses are red
Too much Red Hot Whiskey to the head
Makes me dance like a stripper
And wake up looking like I'm dead
But ooh boy it was fun
Did I mention boy? I really meant boys
I looked, but did not touch
Although, their stares did bring much joy
But I was a good girl
As I danced and I twirled
I had to slow down
I was worried I'd hurl
That wouldn't be sexy
It would be rather gross
And the heels I was wearing
Were killing my toes
Too much Red Hot Whiskey to the head
Makes me dance like a stripper
And wake up looking like I'm dead
But ooh boy it was fun
Did I mention boy? I really meant boys
I looked, but did not touch
Although, their stares did bring much joy
But I was a good girl
As I danced and I twirled
I had to slow down
I was worried I'd hurl
That wouldn't be sexy
It would be rather gross
And the heels I was wearing
Were killing my toes