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Roses are Red

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Guest
Lurker
Roses are red
Kiera's quite blue
I just paid mine
And I feel bue too

With tax on insurance
And tax for the road
Cost of the petrol
The driver pays the load

The roads are crap
Full of lumps and bump
Then the government wonders
Why we have the fucking hump
SubmissiveAngel
Active Ink Slinger
I am happy
It is true
The sun is shining
And I love u!


Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.
Guest
Lurker
roses are red
and you plant them in rows
chrissy is just squirming
cause i'm sucking her toes

and my sweet kk
no need to text
you don't have to worry babes
your toes, they're next
Guest
Lurker
Roses are red
Haven't been here fo a while
The problem is clear
No fucking poetry style

I'll give a shot
And have some fun
As long as you promise
Not to shoot with a gun

Since I joined lush
I made some great friends
I hope I can stay
And the fun never ends

Well my poem is over
Thats all you get
Now I am going to run
Hide til sunset
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Roses are red
Your poems are good
They rhyme and are funny
Just like they should

Sadly to say
I have an itch
But its on my nose
And not on my clit

Stupid British weather
I now have hay fever
Makes me sneeze like crazy
And act like a Diva

Achoooo lol
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Guest
Lurker
Roses are red
Violets are blue
and to Kiera's sneeze
I just say Bless you
Guest
Lurker
so your nose is now red
With tissues you blew
I am now out of rhymes
so I guess I'm all through
SirBunny
Active Ink Slinger
Roses are red
And other colors too
I'm watching the rugby
Cause that's what fans do.
Guest
Lurker
Roses are red
The forum is quiet
Looking at my belly
Should I go on a diet

Flatmate says no
I am just well covered
Another bacon sarnie then
In brown sauce smothered
Guest
Lurker
Roses are red
Skunks find it frightening
And hide under the bed
Because of thunder and lightning

If the storms passed this way
Unlike the skunk
I didn't hear them
I was too bloody drunk
simplyjohn
Site administrator
Roses are red
Look here Bobbie I said
There really wasn’t a storm
Had a wet dream and simply wet the bed

There nothing wrong in that
It happens to us all that are sane
Just not everyone gets excited
Dreaming about the rain


I'm going to submit that for verification and publishing and gets mes an Authors badge .. yay!!
Guest
Lurker
Roses are red
The skunk is sane?
I don't believe it
Back to the doctors again
simplyjohn
Site administrator
Roses are red
You coming with me again?
It was so much fun the first time
but I dont remember when

I loved going to the docs
so much fun on the bus
and people looked at me
and made such a fuss

Then there was the lollipop
which he only gave me
but you!! you naughty thing
pinched one when he couldnt see!


damn lol supposed to be under Bobbie.
Guest
Lurker
roses are red
the toilet was near
but stinky didn't make it
he'd drank too much beer

he let out a stream
and he wetted the bed
his willikini was soaked
and his crotch it turned red

the rash looked so painful
but he will be fine
all he could say is
next time i'll drink wine
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Roses are red
And John took a piss
But the bed he hit
His toilet seat he missed

I think all the neighbours heard
His constant rants
And all got a charity going
For his incontinence pants

I love him dearly
I know that sounds sappy
But It matters not
That he has to wear a nappy
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Roses are red
Stop with the emails
If u are sick
I dont need the details

You never gave
A fuck about me
Only my brother
How proud u must be

I never got
Your lack of love
Im a mum too
So fuck of and shove

Whatever u feel
Right up ur arse
Cause whatever u feel now
Is out of ur arse

I will not feel bad
Go pester your son
because we all know
That he is the one

That your really care about
And that is just sad
But then he's just like you
Thank god I had Dad
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Unknown User
Roses are red
But I'm feeling blue
'Cos I'm not very clever
At rhyming like you.

But someone sounds angry
And that makes me sad
I don't like to think
Of you feeling so bad

So don't let your anger
Build up in a load
For then there's the danger
That it'll explode.

So know we all love you
And wish you the best
And heap hugs and kisses
Upon your fair breast.

There. My rhyming's ended
With wishes so plain
That troubles are mended
And you're happy again.
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Quote by cooldaddy
Roses are red
But I'm feeling blue
'Cos I'm not very clever
At rhyming like you.

But someone sounds angry
And that makes me sad
I don't like to think
Of you feeling so bad

So don't let your anger
Build up in a load
For then there's the danger
That it'll explode.

So know we all love you
And wish you the best
And heap hugs and kisses
Upon your fair breast.

There. My rhyming's ended
With wishes so plain
That troubles are mended
And you're happy again.


Thank u babes im sorry i was having a really bad day and ur poem is so so appreciated thank you

Roses are red
And thank you for this
Now pucker your lips
And ill give u a kiss

Some times i write
And like to be funny
Other times when sexual
I make them pay money

So now I am loaded
And cooldaddy is stroked
He really was stroking it
But lay off the coke

Sniffing that shit
Will do you no good
stroke all you want babes
You will not get wood

Gil is a dom
And likes his rope
But i am no sub
So how would he cope??


If little old me
Tied him up
Showed him my boobies
And said lets tup

Carl is a thief
And from Liverpool
But his arse is nice
So I will just drool

Bobbie my sweetness
Give me a cookie
U so make me laugh
I may give u nookie

But my heart
Beats for my friend
My beautiful Ginger
Big hugs and love i send

I love you most
You mean so much to me
Fuck maybe more so
Than I love my tea
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
silveranode
Active Ink Slinger
Roses are Red,
The Ocean is Blue.
I've got Alzheimer's,
Cheese on Toast.
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Quote by silveranode
Roses are Red,
The Ocean is Blue.
I've got Alzheimer's,
Cheese on Toast.


Roses are red
Cheese on toast??
Its one of the things
That I love the most

Alzeimers really??
Well that just sucks
Was it you i saw earlier
Feeding bread to rubber ducks??

Thank god for the seagulls
For eating the bread
But im guessing your not keen on
The one who poohed on your head
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Soleillalune
Active Ink Slinger
Roses are red
Today bitches got fed
Mac feeds them so well
They're starting to swell
Better watch your front
You might grow a gunt
Guest
Lurker
Roses are red
Needs must be fed
So come here my love
And give me some head
Soleillalune
Active Ink Slinger
Roses are red
You're demanding some head
Bossy, as usual
But always the slow poke, I'm already in bed
Guest
Lurker
Roses are red
Soleil's in her bed
What I'm going to do
Is better unsaid
Guest
Lurker
Roses are red
Just like strawberry jam.
They can also be pink
Just like yucky old Spam.
Or vibrantly yellow
Like fresh lemon cakes
And virginal white
Like new fallen snowflakes.
But whatever the colour,
Whatever the shade,
No matter the hue
Of their blooming parade,
One thing is constant
And remains ever true.
Every sweet scented blossom
Reminds me of you.

(For someone special)
Unknown User
Roses are red
Oh you Ladies of Lush
You’re all very sweet
To my breast I would crush

You’re all very charming
But this I will say
You can be alarming
When you’ve had a bad day

But I love you all
Whether lesbian or straight
That doesn’t matter
I give it no weight

There’s Kiera and Ginger
And sweet Bobbie too
And Cinders and Trinket
To name but a few

Have made my life happy
With banter and jest
And so many others
I can’t name all the rest.

And there are certain others
Don’t seem to appear
So very often
To bandy words here

But they know that I love them
And tell them so, often
And when they reciprocate
My eyes seem to soften

Now I’d better finish
My rhyming is ended
Taking note of the saying –
Least said, soonest mended!
Guest
Lurker
Quote by cooldaddy
Roses are red
Oh you Ladies of Lush
You’re all very sweet
To my breast I would crush

You’re all very charming
But this I will say
You can be alarming
When you’ve had a bad day

But I love you all
Whether lesbian or straight
That doesn’t matter
I give it no weight

There’s Kiera and Ginger
And sweet Bobbie too
And Cinders and Trinket
To name but a few

Have made my life happy
With banter and jest
And so many others
I can’t name all the rest.

And there are certain others
Don’t seem to appear
So very often
To bandy words here

But they know that I love them
And tell them so, often
And when they reciprocate
My eyes seem to soften

Now I’d better finish
My rhyming is ended
Taking note of the saying –
Least said, soonest mended!




Thank you so much CoolDaddy,
Lisaxx
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Roses are red
And Gil is so wrong
He will submit to me
And I'll be his Dom

His will is iron
And so is his cock
But it swells when i dominate
And gets hard as rock

LMAO runs and hides while protecting my arse lol
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx