Roses are red and so too is wine.
With KK's steak dinner it would go down just fine.
But not in my case because I don't like steak,
And I'd never touch alcohol for Heaven's sake!
So, Kiera, I hope your repast is just yummy
And you have a satisfying, filled-up full tummy.
I'll wait till you're done, nibbling at a breadstick,
But no sirloin for me, thanks, it just makes me sick.
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Roses are red, just like Cinder's Nails
And I'm sure they could share some tales
Of where they have been, and what they have touched
and all the body parts they have clutched
Steak makes you sick, I hear you cry
you didn't even give my meat a try
Going commando seems to be your thing
I tried it once, but didn't like the swing
And I'm sure they could share some tales
Of where they have been, and what they have touched
and all the body parts they have clutched
Steak makes you sick, I hear you cry
you didn't even give my meat a try
Going commando seems to be your thing
I tried it once, but didn't like the swing
Active Ink Slinger
Roses are red,
SirLoin goes commando,
I hope he doesn't attempt a fandango.
The strain in his groin
Will make his eyes run,
He may need some treatment
But not from his Mum!
SirLoin goes commando,
I hope he doesn't attempt a fandango.
The strain in his groin
Will make his eyes run,
He may need some treatment
But not from his Mum!
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Quote by SirLoin
Roses are Red
Like a stop traffic light
If it's your lucky day,
You'll sleep with me tonight
Roses are red,
You've got to be kidding,
To sleep with me,
All the men are now bidding,
So hand in your pocket
And dig in there deep,
For a high price is needed
To win this great sleep!
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Quote by Kittypusscat
Roses are red,
You've got to be kidding,
To sleep with me,
All the men are now bidding,
So hand in your pocket
And dig in there deep,
For a high price is needed
To win this great sleep!
roses are red
the girls want you too
your pussy to lick
and your nipples to chew
just my bad luck
i don't have any money
maybe if i beg
i'll be tasting your honey
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Quote by ginger86
roses are red
the girls want you too
your pussy to lick
and your nipples to chew
just my bad luck
i don't have any money
maybe if i beg
i'll be tasting your honey
Roses are red
And so are my lips
I may just let you
have honey to sip
So get on your knees
And then start to plead
One look in your eyes
is all that i need!
Edit: Bleeding Sir Loin? From there? have you been using big things from your vast toy box again?
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Short Arse Brit
Roses are red
Today you'll be gone
The thought of you leaving
Just feels so wrong
I wish you could stay
My heart is aching
If anything happens
My heart will be breaking
We'll do what we can
And keep in touch
But I want you to know
I will miss you so much
Ill wait online
For your IM's
And treasure every email
To me that you send
Stay safe for me please
And heed my warning
So long as you do
I'll see you in the Morning
Today you'll be gone
The thought of you leaving
Just feels so wrong
I wish you could stay
My heart is aching
If anything happens
My heart will be breaking
We'll do what we can
And keep in touch
But I want you to know
I will miss you so much
Ill wait online
For your IM's
And treasure every email
To me that you send
Stay safe for me please
And heed my warning
So long as you do
I'll see you in the Morning
The Duchess of Tart
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Short Arse Brit
Quote by ginger86
roses are red
and this much is true
when my kk is sad
it makes me feel blue
she knows that i love her
with all of my heart
cupid has hit me
with one of his darts
i feel so blessed
because she loves me
she says even more
than a good cup of tea
My babes thank you i so love you
Roses are red
Please dont feel blue
Im just a tad sad
I had to bid him adiue
Ill be ok my babes
Thank you for careing
Hes gone all comando now
Is brave and hes daring
He will be safe
He promised me thus
But im kinda sad now
Cause ill miss him so much
But I have you
And you have me
And when all else fails
We can drink some tea
Yes for us Brits
Tea is the solution
In any situation
It makes our stress loosen
Hugging you tight
And holding you close
Because everyone knows
I love you the most
The Duchess of Tart
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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Roses are red
But yet my mind is blue
All I can think is just of you
But why do I feel down?
Is it just me or is it all around?
Give me a sign of peace
I will lie here and wait
Til the day I become abate
But yet my mind is blue
All I can think is just of you
But why do I feel down?
Is it just me or is it all around?
Give me a sign of peace
I will lie here and wait
Til the day I become abate
Not leaving the site, just maybe this thread.
So cheer up PB or I'll bitch-slap your head.
Then thrash you to within an inch of your giggles
With luscious red roses and give you big tickles.
(Nearly rhymed...sue me).
Hey Lindyloo
And how do you do?
I couldn't leave here
'Cause I wouldn't see you.
Even though, like B says,
You're not here that often...
When you are, your jokes
Frequently have me coughin'
And spluttering with laughter.
So you think again,
Don't do anything rash,
If you stay I'll buy roses
And send you some cash.
So cheer up PB or I'll bitch-slap your head.
Then thrash you to within an inch of your giggles
With luscious red roses and give you big tickles.
(Nearly rhymed...sue me).
Hey Lindyloo
And how do you do?
I couldn't leave here
'Cause I wouldn't see you.
Even though, like B says,
You're not here that often...
When you are, your jokes
Frequently have me coughin'
And spluttering with laughter.
So you think again,
Don't do anything rash,
If you stay I'll buy roses
And send you some cash.
You'll slap my head?
Please do, cause I'm going insane!
Tickles, giggles and fun is what I need.
Cindy, KK, Rosiem, Ginger, Bobbie, Bella to
Sir Meathead, I need to have fun
in here again.
My "bestie" left to never return,
my heart is broke. And I suck
to rhyme.
Maybe I will do better next time.
(and just how MUCH cash?)
Please do, cause I'm going insane!
Tickles, giggles and fun is what I need.
Cindy, KK, Rosiem, Ginger, Bobbie, Bella to
Sir Meathead, I need to have fun
in here again.
My "bestie" left to never return,
my heart is broke. And I suck
to rhyme.
Maybe I will do better next time.
(and just how MUCH cash?)
Thank you, sweet Erin, for those lovely words,
And I'm thinking you're right...I'll ignore all the turds
And focus instead on my wonderful friends
Who make me laugh-giggle-snick-snicker no end,
And who keep me returning again and again,
Even (hate to admit it) some of them are men.
So Erin, up-pucker and gimme a kiss
On my rosy red lips for as long as you wish
And get yourself here much more than you do
'Cause guess what my lovely?
We all love you too.
And I'm thinking you're right...I'll ignore all the turds
And focus instead on my wonderful friends
Who make me laugh-giggle-snick-snicker no end,
And who keep me returning again and again,
Even (hate to admit it) some of them are men.
So Erin, up-pucker and gimme a kiss
On my rosy red lips for as long as you wish
And get yourself here much more than you do
'Cause guess what my lovely?
We all love you too.
Short Arse Brit
Quote by SugarBaby2013
You'll slap my head?
Please do, cause I'm going insane!
Tickles, giggles and fun is what I need.
Cindy, KK, Rosiem, Ginger, Bobbie, Bella to
Sir Meathead, I need to have fun
in here again.
My "bestie" left to never return,
my heart is broke. And I suck
to rhyme.
Maybe I will do better next time.
(and just how MUCH cash?)
Awww Linda
*clears throat* I'll give ut a go just for youRoses are red
And are oh so pretty
Lets get back on track
With poems that are Witty
I heard that this Lady from Norway
Got her fat arse stuck in a doorway
We had to use lube, contained in a tube
But she wouldnt budge, she ate too much fudge
Those poor people stuck in the elevator
Really got mad and began to hate her
One had a meeting he just couldnt miss
Another one really badly needed a piss
One yelled hey fatso lay off the pies
She said its my thyroid I hardly eat thats lies.
They all started to push and she cried out in pain
She cried please stop all of you your causing me pain
So the police in desperation used a tranquliser dart
This only made things worse as it caused her to Fart
The stench she made caused a mass riot
They yelled "you fat pig go on a fucking diet"
Most then passed out, but here is the thing
The most unfortunate farting pushed her tummy back in
With one final shove the lube worked its wonders
And she slipped from the doorway while she still slumbered
I hear she now is banned from walking through doorways
Until they make them bigger where she lives in Norway.
The Duchess of Tart
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Short Arse Brit
Roses are red
And bluebells are pretty
Us Brits like tea
And we can also be Witty
We love our tea
And crumpets and toast
But Gingers the one
That I love the most
She knows it
And so do all others
Id glaldly cuddle up with her
Under my covers
Ive never considered
Not being straight
But you bi girls have cookies
Which makes me debate
Whether I should
Consider your lusts
Ur right horny birds
And in God I trust
I may aswell
Give it a go
But girls im a virgin
So take it slow
And bluebells are pretty
Us Brits like tea
And we can also be Witty
We love our tea
And crumpets and toast
But Gingers the one
That I love the most
She knows it
And so do all others
Id glaldly cuddle up with her
Under my covers
Ive never considered
Not being straight
But you bi girls have cookies
Which makes me debate
Whether I should
Consider your lusts
Ur right horny birds
And in God I trust
I may aswell
Give it a go
But girls im a virgin
So take it slow
The Duchess of Tart
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Short Arse Brit
Quote by ginger86
roses are red
sometimes
Roses are red
Sometimes they are white
Frowning gives u wrinkles
Its a terrible sight
Smile and be happy
Because I love you
So much so
You havent a clue
Chin up my gorjus
Ur having a bad day
I suggest chcolate
A nice milky way
Chocolate is gods gift
For periods and depression
I think its quite likely
My crazy obsession
But its so tasty
And is so delish
Now cheer up my Ginger
And give me a kiss
The Duchess of Tart
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Short Arse Brit
Roses are red
And ive had enough
Ill tolertate you no more
Im gonna get tough
Fuck all your bullshit
And pathetic ways
Tell someone who cares
Cause im no longer swayed
Do what you want
I no longer care
Cross me again Fucker
If you dare
Im a caring person
Ive put up with you for years
Ive always tried to help you
But you just cause me tears
It takes alot
For me to turn my back
But I fucking have now
You tosspot, you twat
Pack up your shit
And get out of my life
Im sick to death of your
Trouble and strife
If you want to die
Then that is your choice
But dont expect protest again
From my little voice
You pushed me too far
With your depression
But the attention you crave
Is just an obsession
Its all about you
Oh im so sad
Fuck you arsehole
Your not sad your fucking mad
And ive had enough
Ill tolertate you no more
Im gonna get tough
Fuck all your bullshit
And pathetic ways
Tell someone who cares
Cause im no longer swayed
Do what you want
I no longer care
Cross me again Fucker
If you dare
Im a caring person
Ive put up with you for years
Ive always tried to help you
But you just cause me tears
It takes alot
For me to turn my back
But I fucking have now
You tosspot, you twat
Pack up your shit
And get out of my life
Im sick to death of your
Trouble and strife
If you want to die
Then that is your choice
But dont expect protest again
From my little voice
You pushed me too far
With your depression
But the attention you crave
Is just an obsession
Its all about you
Oh im so sad
Fuck you arsehole
Your not sad your fucking mad
The Duchess of Tart
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Roses are red
But something is wrong
As angry KK
Gives out in full song
For something's upset her
And that makes us sad
We don't like to think
Of her feeling so bad
So rally round, friends
Surround her with love
And give her the strength
These feelings to shove
Out of her mind
And help her feel calm
Secure in the comfort
Of love that is warm
So cheer up dear Kiera
We'll make you feel better
And bring forth a smile
With this simple love letter.
We all love you Kiera xxxxxxxxxxx
But something is wrong
As angry KK
Gives out in full song
For something's upset her
And that makes us sad
We don't like to think
Of her feeling so bad
So rally round, friends
Surround her with love
And give her the strength
These feelings to shove
Out of her mind
And help her feel calm
Secure in the comfort
Of love that is warm
So cheer up dear Kiera
We'll make you feel better
And bring forth a smile
With this simple love letter.
We all love you Kiera xxxxxxxxxxx
The Engineer
Roses are red
violets are blue
ohh my baby
can i fuck you???
violets are blue
ohh my baby
can i fuck you???
Chat Moderator
Roses are red
Violets are blue
In the morning my knight
I will have you
Pound me up against the wall
Or maybe in the bed
On the beach
Our imagination is in our head
You know how I like it
You make me feel good
It's your name I'll call out
They'll hear me in my hood ;)
Violets are blue
In the morning my knight
I will have you
Pound me up against the wall
Or maybe in the bed
On the beach
Our imagination is in our head
You know how I like it
You make me feel good
It's your name I'll call out
They'll hear me in my hood ;)
