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Short Arse Brit
Roses are red
And I am in bed
Thinking about
Your head between my legs
And I am in bed
Thinking about
Your head between my legs
The Duchess of Tart
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Short Arse Brit
Quote by LittleLuce
Holmes: WATSON! WATSON! Something was definitely removed from here.
Watson: Holmes are you sure?
Holmes: Yes Watson look see here - two posts are missing!
Watson: But what about the rest of the fence Holmes?
Roses are red
And they are glorious
Watson says 2 posts gone
Well now I'm most curious
Holmes curls his mustache
And says how can this be?
Lets have a nice cuppa Watson
We must solve this mystery.
The Duchess of Tart
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https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Both Watson and Holmes,
Agree this much is true,
But out in the evening,
And the Autumnal hue,
Where the posts have both gone,
They've not got a clue.
While out with their flashlights,
They can find no sign of the posts,
If they take much longer,
They'll just find Halloween ghosts.
Now Holmes in a huff,
Just pulls out his pipe,
Taps it on Watsons head,
Which causes him to gripe
After having that cuppa,
They look back on their history,
And sadly realising,
They may never solve this mystery.
Violets are blue,
Both Watson and Holmes,
Agree this much is true,
But out in the evening,
And the Autumnal hue,
Where the posts have both gone,
They've not got a clue.
While out with their flashlights,
They can find no sign of the posts,
If they take much longer,
They'll just find Halloween ghosts.
Now Holmes in a huff,
Just pulls out his pipe,
Taps it on Watsons head,
Which causes him to gripe
After having that cuppa,
They look back on their history,
And sadly realising,
They may never solve this mystery.
"I say, Watson, old chap, said Holmes rising up
I think I've found a solution
We could just simply say they had rotted away
To add to the general pollution
It happens at times and won't seem so strange
Its natural and just part of living
It answers the question, and let's not forget
My public is not too forgiving
They expect me to solve all the cases I get
Or they'll send up a firm deputation
But this way they'll see that it wasn't a crime
And that'll save my reputation
So that brilliant mind, so keen and so clear
Brings an end to all doubt and confusion
If you don't mind slight shuffling of facts round about
To arrive at a satisfactory conclusion
I think I've found a solution
We could just simply say they had rotted away
To add to the general pollution
It happens at times and won't seem so strange
Its natural and just part of living
It answers the question, and let's not forget
My public is not too forgiving
They expect me to solve all the cases I get
Or they'll send up a firm deputation
But this way they'll see that it wasn't a crime
And that'll save my reputation
So that brilliant mind, so keen and so clear
Brings an end to all doubt and confusion
If you don't mind slight shuffling of facts round about
To arrive at a satisfactory conclusion
Short Arse Brit
Quote by LittleLuce
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Both Watson and Holmes,
Agree this much is true,
But out in the evening,
And the Autumnal hue,
Where the posts have both gone,
They've not got a clue.
While out with their flashlights,
They can find no sign of the posts,
If they take much longer,
They'll just find Halloween ghosts.
Now Holmes in a huff,
Just pulls out his pipe,
Taps it on Watsons head,
Which causes him to gripe
After having that cuppa,
They look back on their history,
And sadly realising,
They may never solve this mystery.
You my sweet are gorjus i cannot stop laughing.
Roses are red
And I must confess
That Holmes and Watson
May never uncover this mess
But in between
We have to see
That CD protests too much
And is a queen
And on a sex website
One must be true
No harm in wanting
A man rogering you
The Duchess of Tart
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Roses are red
But I'm feeling blue
Is my simple solution
Not good enough for you?
I save Holmes' reputation
No case goes unsolved
No firm deputation
No bloodshed involved
And now whispers abound
All untrue I must state
That CD's a queen
Now how does that rate?
I'm a pretty nice chap
Not given to vice
Don't shout yell or scream
Try not to post twice
But even on sex sites
It's definitely not true
That everyone wants
A man rogering you!
But I'm feeling blue
Is my simple solution
Not good enough for you?
I save Holmes' reputation
No case goes unsolved
No firm deputation
No bloodshed involved
And now whispers abound
All untrue I must state
That CD's a queen
Now how does that rate?
I'm a pretty nice chap
Not given to vice
Don't shout yell or scream
Try not to post twice
But even on sex sites
It's definitely not true
That everyone wants
A man rogering you!
Roses are red
So it has been said
And quite fitting, clique
Rhymes with dick
While I have never really partook
I understand the hook
Insecurities can drive behavior
Almost looking for a savior
I teach my horse and children to avoid
Don’t want them growing up a droid
Bullying can often result
As it becomes like a cult
I prefer a nonjudgmental approach
It is certainly a better way to coach
But more so, you never know
Who might make you glow
So it has been said
And quite fitting, clique
Rhymes with dick
While I have never really partook
I understand the hook
Insecurities can drive behavior
Almost looking for a savior
I teach my horse and children to avoid
Don’t want them growing up a droid
Bullying can often result
As it becomes like a cult
I prefer a nonjudgmental approach
It is certainly a better way to coach
But more so, you never know
Who might make you glow
Short Arse Brit
Roses are red
And something I crave
I love Chatty
And we both love Dave
I love his thoughts
And his opinions
About many things
Including minions
He makes me laugh
Every day
We both miss our dear friend
On our bio's we do say
So like minded
Are our humours
He is such a great friend
Its not just a rumour
That he means
Alot to me
We are parents now
We have to be.
Hey Chatty
And something I crave
I love Chatty
And we both love Dave
I love his thoughts
And his opinions
About many things
Including minions
He makes me laugh
Every day
We both miss our dear friend
On our bio's we do say
So like minded
Are our humours
He is such a great friend
Its not just a rumour
That he means
Alot to me
We are parents now
We have to be.
Hey Chatty
The Duchess of Tart
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Roses are red
And Kiera is such a joy
When Dave's in the shed
He is his Mum's sweet boy
I enjoy all our discussions
She makes me laugh and giggle
It is like we're 9th cousins
With much fun in the middle
We are alike no doubt
She's right it's no rumor
We swim together like trout
It all started with humor
Dave is a lucky horse
To say she's his Mum
Their love is a force
I'm lucky she's a chum
My favorite number is now 14
But that is not what it's about
It is more what is unseen
Making our Dave stout
Hi there Kiera
And Kiera is such a joy
When Dave's in the shed
He is his Mum's sweet boy
I enjoy all our discussions
She makes me laugh and giggle
It is like we're 9th cousins
With much fun in the middle
We are alike no doubt
She's right it's no rumor
We swim together like trout
It all started with humor
Dave is a lucky horse
To say she's his Mum
Their love is a force
I'm lucky she's a chum
My favorite number is now 14
But that is not what it's about
It is more what is unseen
Making our Dave stout
Hi there Kiera
With roses that are red
and violets that are blue
I am going to miss
talking to you
You left so quick
and wthout a good bye
I am left here wondering
with a tear in my eye
Ill miss you my sweet baby
Oh so much
It's my heart and mind
you were able to touch
Be well my sweet one
I wish you the best
Good life and happy times
and all the rest
and violets that are blue
I am going to miss
talking to you
You left so quick
and wthout a good bye
I am left here wondering
with a tear in my eye
Ill miss you my sweet baby
Oh so much
It's my heart and mind
you were able to touch
Be well my sweet one
I wish you the best
Good life and happy times
and all the rest
Unfuckwithable
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
You said you loved me,
I know thats not true.
I wish you well,
Wherever you go.
But you lied to me,
And now I know.
So you fooled me once,
With the things you were saying.
But to fool me twice,
it won't happen again.
So now your gone,
you think that I'm sad.
But I'm just a bit angry,
at having been had.
I do need to thank you,
For being so shallow.
For never again,
In despair will I wallow.
So now with my guard up,
And my soul no longer bared.
I'll forget about you
And the love we once shared.
Well, you always said I should take a stab at this.
So now I've finally written you a poem.
Choke on it.
Violets are blue.
You said you loved me,
I know thats not true.
I wish you well,
Wherever you go.
But you lied to me,
And now I know.
So you fooled me once,
With the things you were saying.
But to fool me twice,
it won't happen again.
So now your gone,
you think that I'm sad.
But I'm just a bit angry,
at having been had.
I do need to thank you,
For being so shallow.
For never again,
In despair will I wallow.
So now with my guard up,
And my soul no longer bared.
I'll forget about you
And the love we once shared.
Well, you always said I should take a stab at this.
So now I've finally written you a poem.
Choke on it.
Roses are red,
And violets are blue,
Almost gone now,
Is the Autumnal hue
The clocks have gone back,
And now it is dark,
So Holmes and Watson,
Are on their knees in the park.
Long in the memory,
Are the elusive posts,
It is now my sweets,
That occupy our hosts.
And if Scouser Carl,
Has pinched all my sweets,
Holmes or Watson,
Will hope for some Tweets.
Trick or treat,
Is not far away,
It is in fact only,
A matter of just one day.
So if anyone can help,
At some time today,
To catch thieving Carl,
And put him away.
And violets are blue,
Almost gone now,
Is the Autumnal hue
The clocks have gone back,
And now it is dark,
So Holmes and Watson,
Are on their knees in the park.
Long in the memory,
Are the elusive posts,
It is now my sweets,
That occupy our hosts.
And if Scouser Carl,
Has pinched all my sweets,
Holmes or Watson,
Will hope for some Tweets.
Trick or treat,
Is not far away,
It is in fact only,
A matter of just one day.
So if anyone can help,
At some time today,
To catch thieving Carl,
And put him away.
Roses are red,
We know that is true
And Lucy's been robbed
That makes us feel blue
So let's gather round
With what help we can
And cast out a net
To catch that thieving man
You can run but not hide
As the saying goes
With nowhere to bide
Have to stay on your toes
But sooner or later
The net will close tight
And we'll catch up with Carl
Yes maybe tonight
We'll return Lucy's property
Her big bag of sweets
And she can pay off those nippers
Who demand trick or treats.
But that gives her an idea
One that will take some beating
She'll put on her witches hat
And go trick or treating!
We know that is true
And Lucy's been robbed
That makes us feel blue
So let's gather round
With what help we can
And cast out a net
To catch that thieving man
You can run but not hide
As the saying goes
With nowhere to bide
Have to stay on your toes
But sooner or later
The net will close tight
And we'll catch up with Carl
Yes maybe tonight
We'll return Lucy's property
Her big bag of sweets
And she can pay off those nippers
Who demand trick or treats.
But that gives her an idea
One that will take some beating
She'll put on her witches hat
And go trick or treating!
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Once again in hotel rooms
With nothing to do
My sweetie is sleeping
Tucked safe in her bed
I'm behind in the forums
Trying quick to post more
I'll be home for trick or treating
With candy to spare
Keeping last all my favorites
Really hating to share
So don't egg my windows
No TP on my door
Or my kitty gets anxious
And pisses on the floor
Violets are blue
Once again in hotel rooms
With nothing to do
My sweetie is sleeping
Tucked safe in her bed
I'm behind in the forums
Trying quick to post more
I'll be home for trick or treating
With candy to spare
Keeping last all my favorites
Really hating to share
So don't egg my windows
No TP on my door
Or my kitty gets anxious
And pisses on the floor
Roses are Red
Violets are blue
If you tell someone you love them
Your words should be true
Don't throw those words around
like the morning trash
Say them with conviction
and don't be rash
This hurts me to write
And it hurts more to say
But It must be said
As I do today
So go on with your life
And be happy and free
Just know that you'll do it
with out me
Violets are blue
If you tell someone you love them
Your words should be true
Don't throw those words around
like the morning trash
Say them with conviction
and don't be rash
This hurts me to write
And it hurts more to say
But It must be said
As I do today
So go on with your life
And be happy and free
Just know that you'll do it
with out me
I'm not for everyone
Roses are red
I blew out my knee
I'm running out of parts
To break, sprain and bleed
I don't mind the scars
My cock works just fine
It still gets rock hard
For ladies to ride
I blew out my knee
I'm running out of parts
To break, sprain and bleed
I don't mind the scars
My cock works just fine
It still gets rock hard
For ladies to ride
Short Arse Brit
Quote by gilrenard
Roses are red
I blew out my knee
I'm running out of parts
To break, sprain and bleed
I don't mind the scars
My cock works just fine
It still gets rock hard
For ladies to ride
Roses are red
Just lay in your bed
I'll tie you up firmly
And give you head
Dont worry about
Your sore knee
I'll kiss it better
Make you plead
Beg and plead
As I head South
Desperate for your cock
In my mouth
Hey babes
The Duchess of Tart
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Site administrator
wow this thread hasnt been used for a while so here we go with my best to date and a thread bump.
Roses are red
But that being said
They bloody come in other colours too
Bit like different animals you will see at London zoo
Anyway Ive got steak and chips for tea
I know its Saturday but theres a good reason you see
I was having hot sex here on Lush last night
It got very late and I lost my appetite
Spank above, kiss below, 9 out 10 over there
Being silly here with plenty to spare
Dominate me, I am the sexiest, sit on my lap
John you dont half come out with some crap!
Ok I think thats enough for now
Back to the chat rooms I go
Looking for tonights hot date and with any luck
I should get me .. a cup of tea and some cookies.
Roses are red
But that being said
They bloody come in other colours too
Bit like different animals you will see at London zoo
Anyway Ive got steak and chips for tea
I know its Saturday but theres a good reason you see
I was having hot sex here on Lush last night
It got very late and I lost my appetite
Spank above, kiss below, 9 out 10 over there
Being silly here with plenty to spare
Dominate me, I am the sexiest, sit on my lap
John you dont half come out with some crap!
Ok I think thats enough for now
Back to the chat rooms I go
Looking for tonights hot date and with any luck
I should get me .. a cup of tea and some cookies.
Site administrator
Quote by Maebee
Roses are red
John wrote a verse
So I had a go
It couldn't be worse
Violets are blue
Roses are pink
This is much harder
Than you bloody think
Thats just rubbish .. I would be embarrassed to post something as bad as that! *shakes head*.
I'm not for everyone
Roses stay red even in a void
I prefer to listen to Pink Floyd
No time for the crap
That is referred to as rap
I prefer lyrics from a intellectuary
Not a grade 4, rhyme dictionary
I prefer to listen to Pink Floyd
No time for the crap
That is referred to as rap
I prefer lyrics from a intellectuary
Not a grade 4, rhyme dictionary
I'm not for everyone
Quote by Maebee
Roses are red,
For purpose of rhyme
My reference to rap
Can't give it much time
Red, is a rose
I live and let be
In no way was my prose
Directed at the lovely Maebee
............ Oh well, while I'm here;
Weaver of Words
Roses are red
And I'm rather sleepy
Time for a nap
Before I get weepy
And I'm rather sleepy
Time for a nap
Before I get weepy