Roses are Yellow
Violets are gray
I'm feeling kind of mellow
On this wonderful day
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Roses are Red
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Roses are Brown
and Violets are white
Lots of smiles with no frowns
You're quite a delight
and Violets are white
Lots of smiles with no frowns
You're quite a delight
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Roses are stinky an' violets are stoopid.
Who needs to send flowers an' shit to play Cupid?
A fistful of hair and a push to the floor
Will soon have them gasping and begging for more
And more, and just as they're plaintively starting to plead
It's time for some spanking to strengthen the need
That they feel burning deep in their gut
And they relish the fact that they're naught but a slut.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Sir Terry Pratchett
Sir Terry Pratchett
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Mooses are horny
And excrete steamy poo.
Violets are blue.
Mooses are horny
And excrete steamy poo.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Sir Terry Pratchett
Sir Terry Pratchett
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I think I am
Just as crazy as you
Violets are blue
I think I am
Just as crazy as you
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
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In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Mooses are horny
And excrete steamy poo.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Ekko, did you know that jewelry
Is made from that steamy poo.
It's collected, cleaned, varnished and washed
Then put on a necklace
For everyone to watch.
Even swizzle sticks for drinks are highly prized.
IF someone were to eat one, oh my what a surprise.
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Oh my Lord! That is sick! A moosey-poo-poo swizzle stick?
I'll stick to ones that are made of plastic.
They're far more hygienic and, while it may be scenic,
Alaska's drinks do sound pretty tragic.
I'll stick to ones that are made of plastic.
They're far more hygienic and, while it may be scenic,
Alaska's drinks do sound pretty tragic.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Sir Terry Pratchett
Sir Terry Pratchett
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Roses are red just like Ana's new dress
Which I would prefer on the floor, I confess.
But for now we and tigger are going to lunch
We don't rise for brekky, have no taste for brunch
We're donning best frocks and some elegant heels
And our lunch will be liquid, yes, that sort of meal
And we'll all behave badly, but not beyond pale
'Cause we wont risk repeating a night spent in jail
So when it strikes midnight our cabby we'll hail
To transport us back safely to Ana's big bed
And we'll snuggle together and churn out the zeds
Which I would prefer on the floor, I confess.
But for now we and tigger are going to lunch
We don't rise for brekky, have no taste for brunch
We're donning best frocks and some elegant heels
And our lunch will be liquid, yes, that sort of meal
And we'll all behave badly, but not beyond pale
'Cause we wont risk repeating a night spent in jail
So when it strikes midnight our cabby we'll hail
To transport us back safely to Ana's big bed
And we'll snuggle together and churn out the zeds
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Sir Terry Pratchett
Sir Terry Pratchett
Unfuckwithable
Roses are red...
some are pink....and yellow...and the occasional black one I suppose
Just going with the facts because i cant do prose..
some are pink....and yellow...and the occasional black one I suppose
Just going with the facts because i cant do prose..
Don't forget to sat 'Hi'
Unfuckwithable
Roses come in many colors
As many flowers do.
Lulu says she can't do prose
But there's much more she can do.
She makes me laugh and cheers me up
She never lets me down.
With her quick wit, and smartass lip
My frown turns upside down.
One could not wish for a better friend
Trust me, I've looked around.
But the day I met my Lulu
Was the day my best friend was found.
As many flowers do.
Lulu says she can't do prose
But there's much more she can do.
She makes me laugh and cheers me up
She never lets me down.
With her quick wit, and smartass lip
My frown turns upside down.
One could not wish for a better friend
Trust me, I've looked around.
But the day I met my Lulu
Was the day my best friend was found.
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Roses are red
But friendship is gold
You're never too young
You're never too old
To form a connection
that lasts to the end
With that special person
Your very best friend
But friendship is gold
You're never too young
You're never too old
To form a connection
that lasts to the end
With that special person
Your very best friend
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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Roses are red
My heart is too
Full of love
For mainly you!
My heart is too
Full of love
For mainly you!
Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.
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Roses are red
Just like Lulu's spanked botty
Or her nose when she's ill
And all sniffly-snotty
But her heart is true blue
When she makes friends with you
And I'm happy to say she's my favourite totty
Just like Lulu's spanked botty
Or her nose when she's ill
And all sniffly-snotty
But her heart is true blue
When she makes friends with you
And I'm happy to say she's my favourite totty
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Sir Terry Pratchett
Sir Terry Pratchett
Troublemaker
Roses are Red
Ekko wants me
Ekko wants me
Ekko wants me
Ekko wants me
Ekko wants me
Ekko wants me
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Forget the poetry
Let's get drunk and screw
Violets are blue
Forget the poetry
Let's get drunk and screw
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Roses are red
Though they grow in the dirt
But I'd get below them
To get under your skirt
Though they grow in the dirt
But I'd get below them
To get under your skirt
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Roses are red
Please take my hand
My love for you is strong
Plus I am Ed Miliband!
Yes my eyes look scary
But you make me feel grand
Hugging you is so sweet
It's great being Ed Miliband!
Politically I am a boob
My heart doesn't misunderstand
You are my everything
Please baby, I'm Ed Miliband!
Please take my hand
My love for you is strong
Plus I am Ed Miliband!
Yes my eyes look scary
But you make me feel grand
Hugging you is so sweet
It's great being Ed Miliband!
Politically I am a boob
My heart doesn't misunderstand
You are my everything
Please baby, I'm Ed Miliband!
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Quote by chatnstroke
Roses are red
Please take my hand
My love for you is strong
Plus I am Ed Miliband!
Yes my eyes look scary
But you make me feel grand
Hugging you is so sweet
It's great being Ed Miliband!
Politically I am a boob
My heart doesn't misunderstand
You are my everything
Please baby, I'm Ed Miliband!
Roses are red
Ure a dick
Ed or not
Ur a prick
The Duchess of Tart
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Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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Roses are red, well, they usually are
And if you are sad I don't want to be far
I wish I could hug you, and find out the why
And offer my shoulder if you needed to cry
And if I would manage to bring back your smile
Then my little effort would have been worth while
And if you are sad I don't want to be far
I wish I could hug you, and find out the why
And offer my shoulder if you needed to cry
And if I would manage to bring back your smile
Then my little effort would have been worth while
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i