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That’s more than five words....
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That’s more than five words....
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That’s more than five words....
Such a mean school teacher
Don't forget to sat 'Hi'
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I nearly didn't bother coming
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You didn't want sex, right?
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Btw, I’m married!
that's 3 and some people like that, I've learned
So I have four cats....
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that's 3 and some people like that, I've learned
So I have four cats....
Get in the trunk now ?
I'd do it for you, Vanessa ???❤️
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Get in the trunk now ?
I'd do it for you, Vanessa ???❤️
( that sounds either kinky or scary or both.. )
I'd love you to check out my latest
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Don't you know I'm vegan?
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Lend me your credit card
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I'm actually an obsessed stalker
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Lend me your credit card
I forgot my credit card
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I'm actually an obsessed stalker
V - It’s always the quiet ones...
I once dated your mother
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Stripes make you look fat.
Looks like we're in for a nasty spell of wether.
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The Night They Tried to Close RUMPLATIONS Bar (with JamesLlewellyn)
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V - It’s always the quiet ones...
I once dated your mother
( Idk though sometimes you have to date the mom first..I watched the Graduate )
Bundy's dogs name was Lassie...
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I can still taste Vanessa 
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Your mom was much better.
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Did you just say something?
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My Catholic education was wonderful