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Ruin a date in 5 words

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I borrowed your toothbrush, babe.
Feeling nostalgic today for some 1969 Peggy Lee

"Is that all there is?"
You look better in photos
oh, your cat died? LOL

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'

I thought I was shot but....
Are you always this stupid?
I think I am pregnant!
you were never worth it

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'

You sound like my granny!
I think I'm gonna puke!
My wife loves this place
so, like, yeah, OMG, sweeet

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'

You didn't wash your hands
Couldn’t your daughter make it?


Life is not a rehearsal!!
Your sister is much better
You finished quickly never expected.
You should try wearing heels


Life is not a rehearsal!!
Did you check the mirror?
Quote by Naomi2
You should try wearing heels


Oh.. Sure... Pick on the short girl. lol
Is that a booster seat?