"just shut up,you had me at hello"
Renee Zellweger to Tom Cruise in Jerry Maguire
Vivien Leigh (Scarlett): After all ... tomorrow is another day. from Gone with the wind
Kat: you can"t buy me a guitar everytime you screw up
Patrick: yeah, i know, but there,s always drums, and bass,
and maybe someday a harmonica.
from 10 things i hate about you
Buttercup from the Princess Bride:
"You can't hurt me. Westley and I are joined by the bonds of love. And you cannot track that, not with a thousand bloodhounds, and you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords."
Borat: A man yesterday, tell me if I buy a car I must buy one with a pussy magnet.
Car Dealership owner: He means a car that women like.
Borat: Yes, but where do you keep this magnet?
Car Dealership owner: [interrupts] No. There's no magnet he just means the vehicle. Women love the Hummers.
Borat: Do this have a pussy magnet?
Car Dealership owner: No. The vehicle itself would be a magnet.
Borat: If I give you good price, will you please put in pussy magnet?
Car Dealership owner: Yeah but there's no-there's no such thing in this country as a-as a magnet.
Taggart from Blazing Saddles:
"You use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore"
"Why am I wet and sticky, did I miss something fun?" Fry from Futurama.
'A bird doesnt sing because it has an answer-it sings because it has a song' chinese proverb
"The fuck of the century."
Nick Curran (Michael Douglas) in Basic Instinct.
Hank Moody: You can't snort a line of coke off a woman's ass and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it's not gentlemanly.
Californication
"Go get the butter" Marlon Brando to Maria Schneider in "Last Tango in Paris"
There's NO would in SEX...... How I Meet your Mother T.V.
lucy liu to me gibson in payback... "hubba hubba"
"It's like warm apple pie" American Pie
"Ward, weren't you a bit hard on the Beaver last night?" - Leave it to Beaver
Johnny Carson interviewing Arnold Palmer's wife ( I think, it has been a long time ago) on the Johnny Carson Show.
Johhny Carson: How do you help him in his golf game?
Ms. Palmer: I wash his balls.
Johnny Carson: I'll bet that makes his putter stand up.
"You are all I need to sweeten my tongue" From Kama Sutra, a tale of Love by Mira Nair
My most favorite Movie
From Demolition Man
Lenina Huxley: I was wondering if you would like to have sex?
John Spartan: [surprised] Here? With you? Now?
Lenina Huxley: [nervously, nodding] Mm-hmm.
John Spartan: Oh yeah.
John Spartan: Look, Huxley, why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Lenina Huxley: [stands up, shocked] Eeewww, disgusting! You mean... *fluid transfer*?
Lenina Huxley: The exchange of bodily fluids, do you know what that leads to?
John Spartan: Yeah, I do! Kids, smoking, a desire to raid the fridge.
Lenina Huxley: [stamping her foot] You are a savage creature John Spartan, and I wish for you to leave my domicile now!
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