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Spoil my Wish

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baileyass
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, then you'll miss your shyness.

I wish to get sloshed.
Guest
Lurker
Granted you get sloshed and forget where you live

I wish for more sleep
Guest
Lurker
Denied. I will keep you awake.

I wish for warm weather.
Guest
Lurker
Quote by kiera
Granted, you've been dumped in the middle of the Sahara Desert with a camel and a bottle of Perrier.

I wish I could walk on the Moon


granted but why would you want to walk on my naked butt


i wish i could swim to the uk.
LYFBUZ
Troublemaker
Granted but upon landing you are captured by the SAS, who mutter amongst themselves about an American invasion then held in the Tower of London until you are deported.

I wish I was on vacation next week...
holly4u
Advanced Wordsmith
granted but you get food poison after your first meal sad and have to stay in the room the whole week...

I wish I could have three days to only do what I wanted...
Guest
Lurker
granted but you don't want to do anything but sleep

i wish to have kk over as dinner....ooops i mean for dinner
Unknown User
Granted!! Unfortunately you are stuck with me cooking while you two heat up the living room... smile

I wish I was stuck somewhere in the middle of Ginger and KK... :)
Guest
Lurker
Granted....but they make you just sit and watch, no touching!

I wish I could visit the East Coast.
Guest
Lurker
Granted, but you didn't specify a country, so welcome to Clacton-on-Sea, UK!

I wish that Shakira off the Hips don't Lie video lived next door to me.
Guest
Lurker
granted, she live next door to you and gives every night a huge concert with thousands of fans. You need never a wake up call any more...

I wish to find a gem on a beach...
simplyjohn
Site administrator
Granted but they taste like a burnt pizza .. sorry.

I wish the burger van outside HB was open.
simplyjohn
Site administrator
Well you do but they wont always be right.

I wish I was 36 again.
Guest
Lurker
Granted, but the book has only 10 pages.

I wish to go to a good party...
Guest
Lurker
Granted, but they only fight there and no real concord happen.

I wish I meet a good friend in a train...
Guest
Lurker
Granted and you end up arguing

I wish too meet a friend that lives in Texas.
Guest
Lurker
Granted but they just created a Texas City in Antarctica

I wish I could sail around the world
Guest
Lurker
Granted but you get stuck on an iceberg in Greenland

I wish for for a a friend to come visit me!!!!!!
LYFBUZ
Troublemaker
Granted but the friend is Lyfbuz and since he isn't on your friends list yet he ends up stuck in an airport riding the baggage carousel round and round...

I wish it was New Years Eve tomorrow...
Guest
Lurker
Granted but if you dont friend me it will never turn New Years......

I wish my dishwasher was fixed
Guest
Lurker
Granted but it washes clothes

I want to travel to the moon
bill11
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, but you are by yourself and there is no record of the event

I wish that I could justify a new DSLR camera for myself
baileyass
Active Ink Slinger
Sure you can!!! But you drop your camera and you find out that cost of repairing the shutter is more expensive than the whole camera.

I wish I can take better pictures.
Guest
Lurker
Granted, but your memory card is full.

I wish I could have a house at the beach...