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Spoil my Wish

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SubmissiveAngel
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Granted but then u lose your reading glasses.


I wish for a new house.


Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.
Guest
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Granted but it is infested with termites.

I wish for an understanding friend
baileyass
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Granted, but she falls asleep each time you chat.

I wish i'm in australia now.
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Granted, you are stuck in the desert without much water...

I wish I could traveling around the world in 80 days...
Guest
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Granted but you do it in a lobster boat

I wish for a massage
Guest
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granted but it is a tongue massage from me

i wish my internet would quit fucking up
Guest
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Granted cause then we could have more fun!

I wish for no one looking over my shoulder
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Granted, I look not over your shoulder, I look over your head

I wish to be free like bird...
Unknown User
Granted... But it is spoiled by the beauty of Ginger by your side and you forget to look at the falls... smile

I wish all the great things in life were 5 minutes away...
Guest
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Granted but then your legs are broken so you cant get there

I wish for a trip to Italy with my son next year
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Granted but, You get to see them from the inside of a barrel

(oops too late) that was for kiera
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Quote by Daisydo
Granted but then your legs are broken so you cant get there

I wish for a trip to Italy with my son next year



Granted but he changed his mind and decided to go to Germany instead.


I wish it was warmer than 13 degrees outside
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Granted, but your ship sinks like the Titanic (made in UK) half way.

I wish some people here are more funny...
Guest
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Granted but u soon learn that you have no sense of humor.



I wish i had the day off from work
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Quote by Aragon2
Granted, but your ship sinks like the Titanic (made in UK) half way.

I wish some people here are more funny...


Lol dude the Titanic was built by the Irish in Ireland....just sayin.

EDIT. Ajax ur too damn fast. granted but its cause u have to take a sick day, uv caught conjunctivitis

I wish I could meet the dale lama
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Kiera a little history lesson for you from Germany: the titanic was build in Northern Ireland and look on your map: it is part of the UK!

Your wish is granted, you meet a lama who spit right in your face.

I wish some people should know more history before giving others lesson...
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Kiera a little history lesson for you from Germany: the titanic was build in Northern Ireland and look on your map: it is part of the UK!

Your wish is granted, you meet a lama who spit right in your face.

I wish some people should know more history before giving others lesson...

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Granted


But i thought you said that you wanted to meet a lama


I wish that guy wasnt such a sissy
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Quote by Aragon2
Kiera a little history lesson for you from Germany: the titanic was build in Northern Ireland and look on your map: it is part of the UK!

Your wish is granted, you meet a lama who spit right in your face.

I wish some people should know more history before giving others lesson...


Lol I certainly wouldn't mention that fact to the IRA hun or anyone from Northern Ireland they do not consider themselves as brits in any way shape or form.

Hun I cannot ruin ur wish sorry some people are just turds

I wish I was in the Florida Keys
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Granted, but the Key's were evacuated due to a hurricane approaching


I wish i had an Italian beef sandwich
wolfchild
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Quote by Ajax
Granted, but the Key's were evacuated due to a hurricane approaching


I wish i had an Italian beef sandwich


Granted, the keys were only evacuated because of all the hot air from mainland Europe.

I wish I owned a spitfire
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Granted but its only the logo for you



I wish I could hear peoples secret thoughts
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Granted but he covers your house in slobber haha yuck

I wish I didn't have allergies
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Quote by kiera


Lol I certainly wouldn't mention that fact to the IRA hun or anyone from Northern Ireland they do not consider themselves as brits in any way shape or form.

Hun I cannot ruin ur wish sorry some people are just turds

I wish I was in the Florida Keys


Good morning darling, I ask myself why Northern Ireland is still part of the UK, if no one there feel like a Brit? Just saying...

To above: granted, you have instead asthma.

I wish I could open a restaurant....
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You can,but the inspections won't go well

I wish I could go to the UK
Unknown User
Granted... But your flight is diverted due to fog and you end up in Ireland for the week... sad

I wish I was taller...lol
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granted, but you get back pain.

I wish to fly round the world...