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Spoil my Wish

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baileyass
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Granted, buy you fly so fast you didn't get to see the world.

I wish I'm with my baby.
Unknown User
Granted but between changing diapers and nursing it's not as much fun as you thought...

I wish I could fall in love all over again.
SubmissiveAngel
Active Ink Slinger
Granted but it is with zoo animals.

I wish i could visit my family in Ireland.


Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.
LYFBUZ
Troublemaker
Granted but it turns out your family are all leprechauns who then cast evil spells on you, jealous of your beauty, charm & intelligence....

I wish I could travel fast enough to celebrate the stroke of midnight 24 times in 24 hours...
baileyass
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, but it is no longer a fad.

I wish to go to the gym more often.
RyderT
Active Ink Slinger
Granted but you now weigh 160kgs

i wish i won the lottery
"If you cant be with the one you love, love the one you're with" - Luther Vandross
baileyass
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, but your share is only 50 bucks.


I wish I'm at somewhere cold.
Guest
Lurker
granted, you fly directly to the South pole base and spend a beautiful snowstorm day at -50 ° C / - 58° F

I wish to win the nobel prize...
SubmissiveAngel
Active Ink Slinger
Grated but investigators later find out your a fraud and take back the honor.

I wish for a brand we tv.


Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.
ShortnSassy
Chat Moderator
Granted ... Only when you go to plug it in you see you have
A 110 plug for 220 outlet

I wish for a brand new stainless steel fridge
baileyass
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, but people ask Jimmy who?

I wish it's already march.
Guest
Lurker
Granted, but you missed winning millions on the lottery in February

I wish I could visit the moon.
golf_nut
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Granted, but there is not Lush on the moon

I wish I were taller
Guest
Lurker
Granted, but then your shirts just cover your nipples

Wish i could go on a holiday with no kids
baileyass
Active Ink Slinger
Granted but you realise it is more economical with them.

I wish it is already the weekend.
Guest
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granted... it's 11:59 am sunday

i wish for a ham sandwich
Dancewithme
Active Ink Slinger
Awwww Ginger, you ask for so little and so deserve what you ask for. But darlin, the bread is so stale.

Now I don't feel like making wishes!

Well, I wish I had a sweet loving kiss from an attractive lady.
Guest
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awwww thanks but avatar isn't me. i'm prettier

granted....you get a kiss from your aunt bertha

i wish for lots of kisses from kk
baileyass
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, but she has the flu and passed it on to you.

I wish I am less moody.
Unknown User
granted... But you all end up naked and dancing on the bar.... Photos of which end up getting posted on Lush... smile

I wish I was a bartender... ;)
Guest
Lurker
Granted but you drank up all the profits

I wish I was at the bar with the girls above
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Lol granted and you're most welcome to join us, but you offer to buy us a round and underestimate how much we drink (especially Bailey) and end up maxing out your credit card

I wish Me and all the girls including Jeni could go on a free spa weekend
The Duchess of Tart

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https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

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Unknown User
granted but it is at a vacation bible camp(lmao omg)

I wish I could give homes to all those poor animals on the tv that make me cry when I see them
Unknown User
Granted... But you end up with hundreds of dogs and cats running around your house... Your unable to keep up with the cat litter and the kids in the neighborhood begin calling you the cat lady with a bad habit...lol

I wish I was on lush island right now... smile
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Quote by Ardentmale
Granted... But you end up with hundreds of dogs and cats running around your house... Your unable to keep up with the cat litter and the kids in the neighborhood begin calling you the cat lady with a bad habit...lol

I wish I was on lush island right now... smile


Granted but its been over run by sexynun with all her cats and dogs lol

I wish I was in the USA with Ginger
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Unknown User
Granted... But your both stuck in a cabin in the woods during a snowstorm... smile

I wish I was a lost woodsman in a snow storm... biggrin
Guest
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granted, you freeze until you hibernate and will be found in 5000 years by aliens who will make sexual experiments with you.

I wish to win a poker championship...