Lol, sorry...I just really want it to come true!
I think this could be a new forum topic...wishes that are impossible to spoil! Lol
Your wish has been granted!
I wish i had a milk shake right now!

Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed. granted but they have slipped under ur bed where ur hands cannot reach to retrieve them
i wish i could dress easily as a CD without any religious boundaries
Granted but when you get there everyone has amnesia and doesn't know who you are!
I wish that I could wiggle my nose and all my work would be done!

Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed. Granted abd you donate all your earnings to charity.
I wish I can have SB's puppy.
Granted, but he isn't house-trained
I wish I could have a bit more free time
Granted... but you will have to wish QUICK, or it will disappear!
I wish for more puppies!
Granted but you have so many puppies there is no more place in the house for you.
I wish I could take a balloon ride and sip champage
voila and a nose twitch... granted...but alas the champers is sparking cider!
I wish it was summer and I was on a beach with my love
Poof...Granted! But the sand is so hot it burns you and your lovers buns
I wish I was in a hammock on a tropical island!
granted but i am already lying there,u r welcome to join me
i wanna own a wardrobe of girl clothes
Granted... Unfortunately they are all 3 sizes too small and you look like you belong on "People of Walmart"...
I wish I had 6 pack abs!
Granted! Unfortunately you get 2" penis and a loss of sex drive to go with it!
I wish I could have sex with ANY woman I want anytime I want!
granted but unfortunately u lose ur hard on
i wish India would allow transexual males!!!
Granted but you're in Middle East
i wish i have a hot bod
Granted, but he's gay and not interested in you at all.
I wish I could focus on writing one story to completion.
Yes but it is a billion pages long.
I wish spring would arrive.
granted, you now have a bad case of spring cold.
I wish they catch the bastard who mugged me.
Yep, Kiera is another of my sweet and loving friends! (Not to mention a hot FOX!)
For my friends sake I'm going to start with a NEW wish!
I wish Kiera would let me lick that "Teddy" off of her!
Granted but while you are licking her she has 10 friends coming over that need loving too.
I wish I could win the lottery and never want for anything again.