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Granted, but the last fad is to travel to the moon and you do not have enough.

I wish for a pampering session.
Granted you now work at a day care changing diapers (Pampers)

I wish I had a vanilla chai latte
Granted but as. Are walking a stranger bumps into you and you spill it!

I wish there were 3 extra hours of night/sleep time in a day!


Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.
Granted... But they are spent working instead of playing!!

I wish work included 2 hours of sex every day... smile
Granted, but you work overtime and that eats into your sex session.

I wish my work includes sex session and that does not eat into the extra time.
Granted, but you'll get an std

I wish I would get better
you would, if you stopped listening to him telling you he has to take your temperature every hour internally and watching his cum running out of you is not colonic irrigation.

I wish the one that keeps sending me valentine cards would make herself know to me
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granted, you now have a bad case of spring cold.

I wish they catch the bastard who mugged me.


I am sorry this happened to you. Muggers are assholes.
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you would, if you stopped listening to him telling you he has to take your temperature every hour internally and watching his cum running out of you is not colonic irrigation.

I wish the one that keeps sending me valentine cards would make herself know to me



Heheheheh. She is being mysterious but I have a guess. She is a male muscle body builder.


I wish every day was sunny even if it is cold.
granted, but you will still have the cold and i have to treat you well.

I wish I could be every day with my love.
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I am sorry this happened to you. Muggers are assholes.


thank you

granted, but she's on her period.

I wish she'd stop acting like a kid.
Granted she has aged 30 years and now likes to talk about her varicose veins non stop (sorry don't know who she is )

I wish all my favourite authors would let me read their books without having to wait for them to be published.
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Sure, Kiera, but that's because you are the highly stressed out publisher rushing to meet unreasonable deadlines. And deadlines are just not in your favourite authors' vocab! (But *hugs* for you, my dear)

I wish for a jacuzzi in my shower - and David Gandy to share it with. x
Granted, unfortunately he slips, breaks his ankle sues and never forgives you1

I wish I could spend time IN PERSON with all of my Lush friends.
Granted but you find out you don't like them.

I wish I could find my perfect mate.
Granted, BUT he/she is married, will not cheat nor get a divorce 9WHICH TOTALLY SUCKS! I've been there,.)

I wish winter weather would end here..
granted it will end there... but take months and months

wish I was in england
Too easy Ginger granted BUT find that you're BROKE AND Keira has moved to the US and is ALSO BROKE! (NO I would not wish it on you! But, I KNEW your REASON The fact is I wish you AND my new friend the best of luck!) . )

I wish I could play golf here NOW!
Granted... Except you keep losing your ball in the snow and end up quitting in frustration...

I wish I was swimming in Maldives....smile
Granted, but the sea is extra salty there.

I wish ardent would swim in my private pool in maldives
granted but am won't quit peeing in the pool

i wish my car was fixed
Granted, but it's way overdone

I wish some people weren't so moody all the time.
Granted, but you overdose on bright, happy, cheery moods......it gives you a migraine.

I wish for a foot massage and back rub now. x
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Granted, but you overdose on bright, happy, cheery moods......it gives you a migraine.

I wish for a foot massage and back rub now. x



Granted meet George he will be your masseuse this afternoon, once he finishes scratching his own arse, enjoy lol.



I wish I had a Jacuzzi in my garden.
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Granted but it is very hot in your new tub and you burn your tush.


I wish I could go on a safari.
Granted but animals r sleeping

I wish I had super powers!


Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.
Granted, but as people found out your powers you are being overwhelmed with phone calls, people coming to your door , and stopping you in public asking you to do special things, you have no private life now.

I wish I could have more vacation to travel
awww bill, so sorry to hear you lost your job but now you can travel all you want, what, no money?

I wish I was a little taller
Granted but now everthing else is a little smaller.


i wish i had 3 wishes.