Granted but that was your 1st wish so now you only have 2 left
I wish I was a martial arts expert
Granted, but i'm still better than you .
I wish i could predict the future
Granted, welcome BACK to Troy Ajax NO ONE BELIEVES YOU!
I wish I could shoot the perfect round of golf.
Granted but the course only has one hole.
I wish I could be an astronaut.
Granted.
But the whole Universe wants you so much you're split into individual atoms and there still isn't enough of you to go around to those that love you.
I wish that the sentiment sometimes expressed here would translate into the real world.
Granted but you are overcome with so much good thoughts, love, friendship that you don't ave much time for anything else.
I wish I may, I wish I might, have the wish I wish tonight....
I wish I could learn to snowboard.
Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed. Granted but due to global warming, no more snow.
I wish for a heart that will never break.
Granted, but it's a jet at the kid's playland and you're out of coins.
I wish to cook like Jamie oliver
Granted but since you are a world famous chef you have no time to play on lush.
I wish I could find my wallet.
Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed. I think we have found your wallet, but it's been riffled, credit cards stolen, drivers license, looks like a real identity theft issue.
I wish summer was here sooner
Granted, then it will snow in June.
I wish to have a nice dog.
Granted, but they have not had hair cuts in years that their privates are all covered by their hair.
I wish I'm a better teacher.
yes but you teach them graffiti
I wish I could time travel
How do you know you can't?
I wish I was wiser instead of just good looking.
“It's nice sometimes to open up the heart a little and let some hurt come in. It proves you're still alive.”
Granted, you get to make it for Susan Boyle, she is fuck ugly but a lovely lady with a beautiful voice.
I wish I had a convertible
Granted..unfortunately the elephants show up....
I wish I was off work tomorrow..
Granted but your computer broke and you couldn't log onto Lush.
I wish I was off from work tomorrow;)
Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed. Granted, BUT the power AND phone lines are down and a tree fell on your car!
I wish Carolina would make a comeback and WIN this game!
Granted they win but then next year all the players quit.
I wish I could visit Paris.
Granted BUT due to an epidemic your "visit" is to the Paris airport and YOU never get to leave the tarmac.
I wish the NFL would expand the season to 18 games.
Granted you have them and now all the boys are ignoring you because of the fresh donuts especially Ardent
I wish I had a bigger bed
Granted but i ate most of em and only left you one.
Wish i had something to drink right now.
Granted ur now a female secretary and type faster than the speed of sound
I wish I had some lamb shanks and mash
Granted KK, but the lamb is overdone and the mash is very chunky.
I wish the bitter cold we had last week would NOT return.
