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baileyass
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Granted, but the last fad is to travel to the moon and you do not have enough.

I wish for a pampering session.
nean_nean
Active Ink Slinger
Granted you now work at a day care changing diapers (Pampers)

I wish I had a vanilla chai latte
SubmissiveAngel
Active Ink Slinger
Granted but as. Are walking a stranger bumps into you and you spill it!

I wish there were 3 extra hours of night/sleep time in a day!


Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.
Unknown User
Granted... But they are spent working instead of playing!!

I wish work included 2 hours of sex every day... smile
baileyass
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, but you work overtime and that eats into your sex session.

I wish my work includes sex session and that does not eat into the extra time.
Guest
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Granted, but you'll get an std

I wish I would get better
popyourcherry
Active Ink Slinger
you would, if you stopped listening to him telling you he has to take your temperature every hour internally and watching his cum running out of you is not colonic irrigation.

I wish the one that keeps sending me valentine cards would make herself know to me
Guest
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Quote by FamousLastWords
granted, you now have a bad case of spring cold.

I wish they catch the bastard who mugged me.


I am sorry this happened to you. Muggers are assholes.
Guest
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Quote by popyourcherry
you would, if you stopped listening to him telling you he has to take your temperature every hour internally and watching his cum running out of you is not colonic irrigation.

I wish the one that keeps sending me valentine cards would make herself know to me



Heheheheh. She is being mysterious but I have a guess. She is a male muscle body builder.


I wish every day was sunny even if it is cold.
Guest
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granted, but you will still have the cold and i have to treat you well.

I wish I could be every day with my love.
lanne
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by NickiC


I am sorry this happened to you. Muggers are assholes.


thank you

granted, but she's on her period.

I wish she'd stop acting like a kid.
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Granted she has aged 30 years and now likes to talk about her varicose veins non stop (sorry don't know who she is )

I wish all my favourite authors would let me read their books without having to wait for them to be published.
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Guest
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Sure, Kiera, but that's because you are the highly stressed out publisher rushing to meet unreasonable deadlines. And deadlines are just not in your favourite authors' vocab! (But *hugs* for you, my dear)

I wish for a jacuzzi in my shower - and David Gandy to share it with. x
Guest
Lurker
Granted, unfortunately he slips, breaks his ankle sues and never forgives you1

I wish I could spend time IN PERSON with all of my Lush friends.
Guest
Lurker
Granted but you find out you don't like them.

I wish I could find my perfect mate.
Guest
Lurker
Granted, BUT he/she is married, will not cheat nor get a divorce 9WHICH TOTALLY SUCKS! I've been there,.)

I wish winter weather would end here..
Guest
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granted it will end there... but take months and months

wish I was in england
Guest
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Too easy Ginger granted BUT find that you're BROKE AND Keira has moved to the US and is ALSO BROKE! (NO I would not wish it on you! But, I KNEW your REASON The fact is I wish you AND my new friend the best of luck!) . )

I wish I could play golf here NOW!
Unknown User
Granted... Except you keep losing your ball in the snow and end up quitting in frustration...

I wish I was swimming in Maldives....smile
baileyass
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, but the sea is extra salty there.

I wish ardent would swim in my private pool in maldives
Guest
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granted but am won't quit peeing in the pool

i wish my car was fixed
Guest
Lurker
Granted, but it's way overdone

I wish some people weren't so moody all the time.
Guest
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Granted, but you overdose on bright, happy, cheery moods......it gives you a migraine.

I wish for a foot massage and back rub now. x
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Quote by emilykiss
Granted, but you overdose on bright, happy, cheery moods......it gives you a migraine.

I wish for a foot massage and back rub now. x



Granted meet George he will be your masseuse this afternoon, once he finishes scratching his own arse, enjoy lol.



I wish I had a Jacuzzi in my garden.
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Mysteria27
Prolific Writer
Granted but it is very hot in your new tub and you burn your tush.


I wish I could go on a safari.
SubmissiveAngel
Active Ink Slinger
Granted but animals r sleeping

I wish I had super powers!


Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.
bill11
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, but as people found out your powers you are being overwhelmed with phone calls, people coming to your door , and stopping you in public asking you to do special things, you have no private life now.

I wish I could have more vacation to travel
Guest
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awww bill, so sorry to hear you lost your job but now you can travel all you want, what, no money?

I wish I was a little taller
Guest
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Granted but now everthing else is a little smaller.


i wish i had 3 wishes.