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Spoil my Wish

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Guest
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granted but they were overcooked and now you need to order chinese.


um , now I wish i had some spicy chinese food
baileyass
Active Ink Slinger
You're having Sze Chuan fare and your ass will burn like hell later.

I wish I don't need to work anymore.
Guest
Lurker
Granted but only because you are doing a 15 year stretch at the state prison.

I wish it that I could fly an airplane.
Unknown User
Granted... But the only plane you can fly is radio controlled and fits in the palm of your hand... :/

I wish I was snuggling in bed with two naked ladies... smile
baileyass
Active Ink Slinger
Problem is the ladies are more interested in each other than you.

I wish I don't need to work and not spending time in prison.
Unknown User
Granted, but you suffered multiple injuries in escaping from prison and now you're in hospital.

I wish I could juggle.
Guest
Lurker
Granted unfortunately the captain is a drunk and rips the bottom out of the ship on a reef and MOST of it is spent in a lifeboat.


II wish people here could just learn to get along life is too short for stupid shit!
Mysteria27
Prolific Writer
Granted but then there would be no drama here and that's no fun. lol



I wish I could drive a race car on a track driving 150 miles an hour
Mysteria27
Prolific Writer
Granted - but you eat a little too many refried beans and nobody wants to be around you......lol



I wish I could be invisible for one day.
SubmissiveAngel
Active Ink Slinger
Granted but you get a case of he sneezes and have to go right to bed.


Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.
SubmissiveAngel
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by LYFBUZ
Since the lovely Chrissy didn't make a wish I'll make one for her..

Chrissy: I wish I was with Lyfbuz...


Oppsssss! Silly me!


Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.
SubmissiveAngel
Active Ink Slinger
Granted but they melted before making it to your mouth!

I wish I had time tomorrow for a manicure!


Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.
Unknown User
Granted... But the oriental lady doing your nails is new and grinds them down to nubs with her dremel tool... Then paints them a hideous mauve color...

I wish I was visiting lush friends... smile
Guest
Lurker
Granted, but most of them are in reality not what they pretended to be.

I wish to navigate my own sail yacht.
baileyass
Active Ink Slinger
You're now navigating it by the side of the pond with a remote control.

I wish to own a house by the sea.
Guest
Lurker
granted, one month after you bought it a hurricane visit your shore.

I wish to meet all my lush friends for a big party.
Guest
Lurker
Granted! BUT, the cops RAID the party and everybody gets hauled off to jail!


I wish I lived a few hundred miles further SOUTH!
SeaSiren
Active Ink Slinger
Granted but you have to be my Granny's cabana boy

I wish I were leaving on a jet plane
curious3045
Active Ink Slinger
Granted.... But you have to take me along

I wish I lived on a tropical island in the Caribbean
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Unknown User
Granted... But the island is small, uninhabited and filled with malaria carrying mosquitoes... :/

I wish I was taller...
Guest
Lurker
Granted ...but your arms got shorter and you can no longer tie your shoes.

I wish I owned my own helicopter and could fly over the fucking traffic.
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Lurker
Quote by DanielleC
You become so tall, you get shot down because you are mistaken as King Kong.

I wish for drinking glasses to always be half full. (Not half empty)

Well shit, I got beat by 5 seconds!

Granted...but they are still half empty too.

I wish for an unlimited supply of cuban cigars.
Guest
Lurker
Granted...but it's a SmartCar which is about as ugly as you can get.

I wish for a Porterhouse steak dinner followed by 20 year Taylor Fladgate Tawny Port and cuban cigars
Master_Jonathan
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, but the wine wasn't stored properly and went sour and you get busted for having illegal Cuban cigars.


I wish I could win a trip to meet some of My Lush friends.