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Spoil my Wish

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Guest
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Granted, but it's only bus fare for within your own state.

I wish that the weather would settle instead of swinging wildly as it has been
baileyass
Active Ink Slinger
Granted. It's perpectually winter now.

I wish it is winter here.
popyourcherry
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granted, u your nippes get so cold they get cracked and sore, you cant bare any one touching them

wish i was lying in front of a big log fire
Guest
Lurker
Granted but the logs are the cabin you built by your own hand.

I wish I were a college professor.
Guest
Lurker
granted, but you have to study medicine first

I wish to help poor people with my profession...
alliet14
Active Ink Slinger
Thats so sweet...Granted....but your first donation was stolen and used to buy weapons.

I wish I was on an island, laying in the sun, with a fruity drink.
elizabethblack
Awesome Lady
Granted but the island is still strongly radioactive from nuclear testing.

Wish I could have a new TV that didn't have a big splotch on the screen.
alliet14
Active Ink Slinger
Granted...but as the delivery truck was leaving, the driver hit a power pole and noe there is no electricty.


I wish that my Knight in shining armor would come and rescue me from this boredom.
Guest
Lurker
Wish Granted KK but you have to watch them get beat every game

Wish I was going on holiday to New Zealand
Mysteria27
Prolific Writer
Granted - but when you open it it's all melted and has gone bad.



I wish I could sleep for 1 whole day.
LYFBUZ
Troublemaker
Granted, as a result you miss Lyfbuz' phone call and he marries another leaving you to live out your days bereft, alone and thinking of the joy that might have been...such crushing sadness....

I wish I was a guitar virtuoso....
SubmissiveAngel
Active Ink Slinger
Granted but as your tickets are being collected the person before you is the 1,000,000 studio guest of all time so they win a new car.

I wish there was something better on tv right now!


Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.
Mysteria27
Prolific Writer
Granted but instead of a real Porsche you lost all your money in the stock market and can only buy a toy Porsche.



I wish I could be a novelist.
SubmissiveAngel
Active Ink Slinger
Granted but your publishing company doesn't allow u to write erotica.

I wish I knew how to scuba dive.


Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.
SubmissiveAngel
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by LYFBUZ
Granted but I fall off your TV and land on top of you..


I wish I had a Porsche...


I bet that alternative might be equally entertaining!


Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.
SubmissiveAngel
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by LYFBUZ
Granted but I fall off your TV and land on top of you..

I wish I had a Porsche...


I bet that alternative might be equally entertaining!

Must of hit enter twice..sorry!


Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.
Guest
Lurker
Granted but they are filming a shark documentary and they bite you.

I wish I could fly to the moon.
Unknown User
Granted, but when you get there everyone in the Moon colony has gone down with a mysterious illness and you have to nurse them back to health.

I wish I was a sex god.
Guest
Lurker
Granted...but your stuck on an island with only these guys...



Wish I had a 2014 Jaguar F-Type Convertible!
baileyass
Active Ink Slinger
Granted. But that unit you have has a factory defect and you have no access to it for 9 months.

I wish to go to Europe.
alliet14
Active Ink Slinger
Granted....but the snow and ice has closed all the airports and you will have to wait a couple of day.


I wish gas prices would go down. Its hard for a poor college girl to go home.
Guest
Lurker
Granted but only by a penny.

I wish I had not misplaced me pot of gold sad
Guest
Lurker
Granted, but when u find it the gold coins are filled with chocolate

I wish i could sleep
Guest
Lurker
Granted…. but you sleep in for work


I wish I could have a week off work right about….. now
elizabethblack
Awesome Lady
Granted.....but you have to spend it in hospital with that bad flu

I wish I had a gardner
bill11
Active Ink Slinger
Your wish is granted, but he thought you wanted a rock garden, and pulled all the plants out.

I wish I could have some warm weather