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Spoil my Wish

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Guest
Lurker
Granted.....but it is so hot you have to stay inside in the air conditioning.


I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow!
alliet14
Active Ink Slinger
Granted....Your Fired!!


I wish I had a hot apple pie with ice cream on top.
LusciousLola
Active Ink Slinger
Granted. To bad its all over the carpet.

I wish for the wind to stop howling.
Guest
Lurker
Granted but now its pouring with rain an you're outside

wish it was payday tomorrow.
Tranquil
Active Ink Slinger
Granted pay day is tomorrow however you received that final notice from the Inland revenue.

Wish i could spend more time writing my stories
SubmissiveAngel
Active Ink Slinger
Granted but then your computer dies and you have to use paper and pen

I wish I could go to bed right now and sleep all night


Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.
Master_Jonathan
Active Ink Slinger
Granted, but you wake up late for work tomorrow and spend the whole day trying to catch up.


I wish I could get My truck running properly!
Guest
Lurker
It runs properly for a speeder so when you try to stomp on the brake it is broken so you crash into a convenience store against your will. And then the cashier climbs into the car to save...Oh sorry too long.

I wish I were a ballerina.
baileyass
Active Ink Slinger
...but you hate tutus

I wish to backpack across Europe.
Guest
Lurker
Granted but its in the form of you looking at a map and sliding your backpack across the table

I wish for my dinner to be prepared magically
Guest
Lurker
granted, you get a bowl of lucky charms...they're magically delicious

I wish for warmer days
Guest
Lurker
Granted... but after the warm weather, a cold snap happens and you only have bikini's to wear.

I wish I had a magical stove that would cook everything for me.
Guest
Lurker
Granted but everything comes out burnt to a crisp.

I wish to be highly educated.
LYFBUZ
Troublemaker
Granted but you become one of the smartest people on earth and find dealing with so many morons incredibly frustrating

I wish I could go back to bed and spend the day playing....
Guest
Lurker
Very good answer- thank you..lol..


Granted but you spend all day playing slots and you've lost all your money.

Wish I was 5'11.
Guest
Lurker
Granted, but it's Confederate currency, so worthless in stores

I wish that I didn't have to take work home with me.
baileyass
Active Ink Slinger
I share your pain. You wish is granted.

I wish i'm in US right now.
WSCLG
Candyman
You're desire is granted ..…… but you are being held in Homeland Security detention.

I wish I was home already.
"I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." Nikos Kazantzakis
Unknown User
Granted, but the resulting drought leaves you desperately searching for food and water.

I wish I was in a hammock with a cold drink and a hot woman.
Guest
Lurker
Sure, babe. But the hammock can't take the weight of the both of you in there. It snaps and you end up in crutches for a while.x

I wish for fairy lights on my balcony.x
Unknown User
Granted... But they are nothing more than happy men with flashlights... :/

I wish I didnt have to work today...
baileyass
Active Ink Slinger
Granted. You have to spend your day off cookiing and baking and cleaning and you end up more tired than going to work.

I wish it was my home Arden was cleaning, and all the food he made to fill my tummy!
simar
The Engineer
granted ,Ardent made u delicious sea food but u are allergic to it and hence are food poisoned

i wish i was adopted by a couple as a hardcore sex slave
Guest
Lurker
Granted but they broke up right before meeting you..

I wish.to be in a gang bang
simar
The Engineer
granted but they have a intra gang fight between each other on the biggest dicks and start fighting each other and u r left alone


i wish i was a transgender
Guest
Lurker
Granted but the surgeons made you hideous. ( hope not too mean)

I wish I was an exotic dancer.