Granted his name is Paul
I wish for world peace
Granted, the latest World War left no one alive, peace finally rules
I wish that spring would finally arrive.
You're not the only one.
I wish that I would finally fuck Pamela Anderson.
Granted. She was so good, though, that you got instantly addicted to her, and then she moved on, breaking your heart, which you never got over.
Wish I could spend more time in the Seychelles......
Granted, however the tropical storms stop you from enjoying the outside and the insect bites you received apon arrival has given you a massive fever.
I wish for world peace
granted but it can only happen if u die(no offense,nothing against you)
i wish i was peed upon
Granted but the urine was so acidic it burned your eyes out!
I wish I could spend a night with the actress of my choice.
Granted but after five minutes she got severe food poisoning and had to be rushed to the hospital..
I wish I was a world class pianist.
Granted but your Baby Grand Piano can not be tuned
I wish I could get a hair appointment
Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed. Granted but they colour your hair bright green
I wish I didn't have work tomorrow
Granted Babe..eeerr I mean Clarkie, but you will have to work everyday after.
I wish I could have the girl in your avatar
Granted - you soon find out that she's really a she-male. (Which can swing both ways - you either get really turned on or otherwise!)
I wish for an all-girl bukake.x
Granted, but you will blissfully drown in all their gushing waves and splashes and squirts of horny girl-cum.
I genuinely wish that I will live to 130.
Granted, but an accident at 50 leaves you a quadriplegic the remaining 80 years.
I wish that people wouldn't be so mean.
Granted, you never come across another mean person in your life.
which of course means you have had a lobotomy and see everyone as wonderful fairy like folk
Wish I didn't have to cook dinner for a week
Granted but now stores r proving seats for those waiting in line.
I wish I played the drums for a band.
Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed. Oh Chrissy you do play the drums in a band,
its just not a very good band, and the police are forever arresting you lot from your mothers garage as the neighbour has a partition against the racket you make.
wish this sunday would slow down, I don't want monday to come
Granted, but now Sunday will be Groundhog Day.
I wish I wasn't so introspective.
granted but the show gets interrupted in between due to blackout in the city
I wish i could live alone with lots of money,then i could do anything
granted but the show gets interrupted in between due to blackout in the city
I wish i could live alone with lots of money,then i could do anything
Granted but its the www so no point wearing a wetsuit.
I wish every time I told a porky pie my cock got smaller from its now 4 feet but stopped at 12 inches so that I can be Lush average.
granted but its sloppy no matter what u do
i wish i had boobs
Granted... But they are so small, even naked you look like a man...
I wish I always had the right words to say...
Granted but the surgery goes wrong and you end up with 1 boob a B cup and the other a D cup.
Edit..damn your too fast AM
The right words are always yes you are right and I am wrong when dealing with women lol Your wish has been granted lol
I wish someone would take me to the cinema to see the new Hobbit movie
Granted... But you become engrossed in playing with the recliners they have... and your movie mate... ;)
I wish life in your 40s was 10 years longer...lol
